FUNNY....What Children Said These Days
Some friend sends me this via an e-mail just now...
One day, a boy asks his teacher, "Miss Miss, do our hearts have legs ?"
Teacher said ; "NO! Who told you that ?"
Boy said: "Because I heard my Dad saying - Come on SWEET HEART, please open Your legs..."
Hence, if you are a pervert Dad or Mum...you have all the rights to be so. No one in this world will deny or disapprove your privileges.
BUT, please reveal your true self with greater discretion. The thought of spreading the wrong information amongst their peer group and playmates could be devastating.
I understand the fact that not all household may have sufficient private space for the beloved couple. Especially, when the family is extended and the roof over the head did not expand at the same pace (usually the case). Well, there is always the back seats of your car (make sure you don't bring your kids along). And don't park at somewhere where the robbers or police can 'kacau' (disturb).
Worst scenario, catch a bus to the nearest Hour Hotel where you two (or more) love birds can enjoy each other cherished companionship.
One day, a boy asks his teacher, "Miss Miss, do our hearts have legs ?"
Teacher said ; "NO! Who told you that ?"
Boy said: "Because I heard my Dad saying - Come on SWEET HEART, please open Your legs..."
Teacher: "......"
You may chuckle about it but the sad reality of that is our children are picking up all sort of wrong signals and unhealthy messages from daily encounter with their intimate surrounding. The parents play a vital role in portraying the right images.Hence, if you are a pervert Dad or Mum...you have all the rights to be so. No one in this world will deny or disapprove your privileges.
BUT, please reveal your true self with greater discretion. The thought of spreading the wrong information amongst their peer group and playmates could be devastating.
I understand the fact that not all household may have sufficient private space for the beloved couple. Especially, when the family is extended and the roof over the head did not expand at the same pace (usually the case). Well, there is always the back seats of your car (make sure you don't bring your kids along). And don't park at somewhere where the robbers or police can 'kacau' (disturb).
Worst scenario, catch a bus to the nearest Hour Hotel where you two (or more) love birds can enjoy each other cherished companionship.
2 Comments:
Luckily I did not choke on my coffee. Really ah? Got people with no place for romance somemore? Then how come they can produce so many kids, eh?
By 5xmom.com, at 9/8/05 7:37 pm
5xmom:
Imagine if your children sleeping with you on the same bed...will be quite difficult to maneuver right? Furthermore, it will be extremely challenging to explain to them if they woke up to pee and saw the exposed dad and mum!
By spectrakia, at 10/8/05 5:43 pm
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