Free Ride

Girl hopped into taxi at a neighborhood wet market.

Taxi driver: "Hi Leng Lui, go home ah? Long time no see huh."

Girl: "Aiyah, too lazy to walk but no money to pay you lah. I let you play and you send me home for free ... can?"

Taxi driver: Turn around and saw the offering...immediately say..."Oh Yes! Sure...let me drive to a quiet corner first."

Girl: "OK. But make it quick, need to go back fast lah."

5 minutes later...taxi parked at a quiet playground corner.

Girl spread legs and get comfortable at back seat.

Girl: "Nah, got water inside already... all ready for you. Got protection cover or not?"

Taxi driver: "Aiyoh, don't have lah...so how?"

Girl: "Why so lousy one, afterwards wet everywhere how? Tell you what, you aim outside when shooting ok?"

Taxi driver: "No problem....Wah Sai, cool ... Aiyah...why so tight?"

Girl: "You need to press harder lah...harder, better mah, shoot harder and further..."

Taxi driver: "Ohhh Yes....got it .... woosh...woosh...woosh...wah....Siok man..Thank you."

Girl: Keep back her craft and say "OK. Now can you send me home?"

Taxi driver: "Surely lah...after enjoy, must return a favor lah." Grinning away.

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Just in case you are thinking that this is some kind of cheap erotic story clip, sorry lah...this site is still read by some young people. The true story line as follow:

The Girl is the taxi driver's neighbor in the same housing estate. She's got this imported water gun that can shoot at high pressure and is able to reach distant target. The taxi driver has been eyeing the water gun for months but couldn't get a chance to play it until the offer came when he happened to pick the Girl at the wet market.

Just wondering....how many of you actually begin the map the above dialogue to some saucy erotic scene found in a typical porn movie?