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Enjoy 'Life'...Every Minute of it.

2011-03-27T12:57:00.004+08:00

I've just realised that I have not been posting anything since August 2009! I can blame the job but that would just be another lame excuse.

So many events, happenings, birth, death...just too much. To add to that list I've learned this morning during the "Cheng Ming" do with some relatives that one of my cousins currently living in Singapore has been diagnosed with Leukemia. I was so shock considering just over a year ago another cousin has left this beautiful world at a very tender age (mind you, both were much much younger than I am).

He is a brilliant young man, achiever and all...graduated from business school not so long ago, landed with a great job and life was so colourful judging from the FB posts and delightful photos that he has posted.

I felt so sad for my uncle and aunty. I really don't know how to react or respond to this type of news anymore. Life's just so unfair...and we are complaining about insignificant things at work, family, runaway maids, children not doing their homework etc. What about them? Imagine how do they feel having worked most of their life to bring the children up, see them through college and now this.

The initial round of chemotherapy is in progress. I will pray for your full recovery Tim. Stay strong!

Smarter Planet

2009-08-20T10:46:00.002+08:00

It's been a while since IBM has launched the "Smarter Planet" campaign and we have yet to witness or hear news about its impact to businesses cross industries around the globe, let alone our daily livelihood.

The idea was a simple one but it carries a much deeper meaning and greatest potential as we explore and give it more serious thought around everything that we do and anything that we encounter in our day-to-day life...no matter how old or young you are.

Here's the general outlines:

The world is becoming instrumented. By 2010, there will be a billion transistors per human, each one costing one ten-millionth of a cent.

The world is becoming interconnected. With a trillion networked things—cars, roadways, pipelines, appliances, pharmaceuticals and even livestock—the amount of information created by those interactions grows exponentially.

All things are becoming intelligent. Algorithms and powerful systems can analyze and turn those mountains of data into actual decisions and actions that make the world work better. Smarter.

Welcome to a "Smarter Planet". You are already here...so, start identifying work/tasks that can be done by the computer or equipments today. Tomorrow is definitely going to be a better day!

On The Road Again!

2009-04-29T00:33:00.003+08:00

Supposed to be in Bangkok last Monday (20/4) but travel ban by country security officer at 11th hour. It's been a while since I stopped traveling but seems inevitable as it is quite impossible to not travel and still cover the region. Was quite surprised that I can hang on to not leaving the country for 6 months!

Next stop Jakarta...and it's going to be tough after all these years of living in familiar environment...too comfy for too long. Looking at the bright side it's not at all bad as I can pay visit to old friends and joints in some of the most amazing Asian cities.

May 4 is the day...wish me luck! Hope to come back in one piece...and be ready for next voyage on May 11 - to the land of Jollibee's! Let me know if you are going too...maybe we can have dinner together...

No News is Good News?

2009-02-06T23:03:00.003+08:00

On the contrary, it doesn't mean anything. Most probably life goes on as normal and likely to be a case of over engross in the day-to-day errands and job.

With the global economic slowdown and uncertainty in most peoples livelihood, one have more thoughts than just surfing Net and maintaining their blogs (if they have one). I guess I am one of them...really forgotten all about this digital diary after starting with the new working life at Big Blue.

Was it really that significant or just another lame excuse? We shall see...hopefully my life will go back on track pretty soon.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009!

2008-12-24T11:21:00.003+08:00

Wishing You and Family a Merry and Safe Festive Season.

Best for the New Calendar Year 2009 !

This is normally the time for new year's resolutions, thinking of old friends and acquaintances...some still with us but some may have left earlier.

Most of us have different priorities for next year. Analysts have predicted a worst ever year ahead...not trying to blemish your festive mood but this is the fact.

Here are some of the things that you may wish for Christmas:

* Peace on earth
* Keep our jobs
* Family members remain healthy
* Roof not leaking
* Consumer products and petrol prices remain low
* Bad politician stop killing the society
* Zero corruptions (fat hope!)
* No landslides and minimal natural disasters
* Lower crime rate
* and ...

Keep an eye on very good stocks or properties for long term investment!

Eye Bee M

2008-11-13T00:46:00.002+08:00

Nov 12 - Got away with not doing any real work. Good chat with NEO joiner...I am not alone!

Nov 11 - Q4 pressure mounting...boss wants actions...who give a toss!

Nov 10 - Blue Blue and double Blue! Lunch with 2 NEO buddies...highlight of the day...for sure!

Nov 9 - Another McD day in the rain...Madagascar 'Green' Meal...for the Suckers!

Nov 8 - Good first 9 but disappointing 2nd even though repeat West. Luckily playing for love and sunshine. Good catch-up with KO before his flight back to HK. Housewarming invite at Cap Square Residence...Most amazing view of KL at the 36th floor. Extremely good drinks near the pool...surely missing it.

Connecting less and less at the InterNet...the new job starting to take toll.

New job New life

2008-10-15T23:25:00.002+08:00

6th day of October - Just started with the Big Blue...it's boring and refreshing mixed

7th day of October - Sorted with the ThinkPad T43...at least a toy to play with and most improtantly...get Connected!

8th day of October - Met my location manager for the very first time...but only for a brief 15 minutes (maybe less)

9th day of October - Asked to extend my network both internally and externally. Blending into the Blue way of life...cold and arrogant

10th day of October - TGIF...continue to re-establish links with old friends and class mates. Too bad they are already very senior in that organization...no time for small fry like me

11th day of October - A game of golf...won 3 balls at the end...not bad for a lousy week. Raya visit to the neighbor...excellent 'rendang' and 'roti jala'

12th day of October - Quality time with the kids...their favourite joint McD...where else

13th day of October - Blue Monday Blue...say no more

14th day of October - Bored, bored and extra bored. This w3 web pages are driving me nuts. Got the name card...minus the most important mobile phone number...bugger!

15th day of October - First warm feeling as there are actually friendly people around. Not that I am bothered...already used to eating alone and independent.

Hopefully...tomorrow will be a better (and productive) day!

God - According to an 8-year old

2008-09-24T10:23:00.003+08:00

I must confess that I am a free thinker...at least for the past many years...and still am. To me, religion and faith are spiritual and the 'fixation' that people hang on to as a guidance and intimate shelter. Through good times and bad especially during troubled circumstances. Not many people can handle sorrow such as death of loved ones hence faith provides a perfect get-away.

I am relaying the following elucidation about 'God' in the eye of an 8-year old. Enjoy!

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It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista, CA. He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to 'explain God.'

[... and he had such an assignment, in California, and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! . ]

EXPLANATION OF GOD:

'One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.'

'God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.'

'God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.'

'Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our church.'

'Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said OK.'

'His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in
heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.'

'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.'

'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God! Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.'

'If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is
good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.'

'But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases. And...that's why I believe in God.'

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Best Employer...Google

2008-09-11T15:43:00.000+08:00

11th day of September - A bloody boring day. Some people still having flashback about 911 and NY World Trade Center. Look ahead...life goes on...

I am counting my remaining days with present employer...exactly 80 working hours. Been sentenced to the cold corner since 1st day of the month. Whole day surfing and chatting online...occasionally insulting my intelligence to answer inquiry calls and casual discussion with peers. I guess that is inevitable since I will be joining a major competitor next. Suits me perfectly as I have no mood and not motivated to work at all. This may be the only time to relax and unwind before new job starts.

Come to think of it, it's been 20 fcuking years since I first started working...I can still recall my very first job only pays RM 350 per month (base) plus commission before a more permanent opportunity as a Programmer at a miserable monthly wage of RM 600. That is not even enough to cover my younger kid's monthly school fees today. Wonder how I can still go out pub hopping, party, and etcetera during those times.

Back to the original intend of this post, I am still waiting for an opportunity to work for a company such as Google after reading the following:

(perhaps no chance in Malaysia after SKMM screw up big time with the clamping down on Internet access to certain website)

This is probably the reason why Google wins the title of 'Best Employer' several years running. Google is said to be the dream job of a lot of people.

We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously...as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light . . .

Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors . . . There are also poles available . . . they are similar to the ones used in fire stations .

Food. Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drinks.

INOVATION: Large boards are available just about everywere because
'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Googles managers.

Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens.
There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.

LEISURE. Pool tables, video games etc. are available in many areas.

Communication. . . On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs.

Technical Support: Problem with your computer? No problem. . . Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed. . .

Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available.

REST. . . This room provides massage chairs that you control. . . while you view relaxing aquariums. . . . !!!

Ambiance. . . There are many books in this library . . . even some about programming!!!

Getting ready to join them yet?
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We can only pray that one day Google Malaysia will execute its plan to start an operation here at Cyberjaya or Petronas Twin Towers....and lets hope they did not read anything about MCMC blocking the blogs and websites at our Internet space.

Calling Names for Chinese

2008-09-10T11:57:00.001+08:00

Confusing Chinese Names
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Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Here are some common names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Michael Tan -> Sell Chicken eggs (Cantonese)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

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Boat Tale

2008-09-09T12:45:00.001+08:00

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unknown to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time.I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!" The old woman fainted.

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As usual, credit goes to the original author and the people whom have circulated it through the e-mails chain.

Jokes for A Lousy Day

2008-09-05T14:57:00.001+08:00

5th day of September - end of first week of the month.

Weather today - going to be wet and shitty
Politics today - sucks, say no more
Work today - totally fucked and utmost boring
Bursa today - diarrhea with rumour that PM stepping down

I hope you will feel better after reading following jokes:

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you
will lose ALL your friends."

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information
Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a
heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and
confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend
over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "

6. Anger management?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your
anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."

7. Married Humour

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and
the problem disappears..'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be
greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my
seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU
A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy
body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

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Credit to the original author(s) and the people whom has circulated this through a series of chained mails. Have a good day!

So Bloody Hilarious!

2008-09-03T12:20:00.000+08:00

This funny letter was extracted from YB Lim Kit Siang's Blog (http://blog.limkitsiang.com/2008/09/02/horror-of-malaysian-education-system/#more-1436)

So damn funny.....

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Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your litter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your litter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to MayNonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.

I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye…..

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Have a Break!

2008-09-02T12:20:00.001+08:00

First working day of September...perhaps start with some jokes (contributed by a long lost online buddy) to at least brighten your day amidst the gloomy sky:

Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'

The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Die Hard Golfer

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man. The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'

MIL

A couple are going out for a night on the town. They're all dolled up, ready to go; the lights left on, the dog put out. But just as the taxi arrives and they step out of the house, the dog darts back inside and won't come out. They don't want to leave the dog inside, so the husband goes upstairs to find it, while the wife goes to wait in the taxi.

Not wanting it known that the house will be empty, she explains to the driver that her husband had just gone 'to say good-bye to my mother'.

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' he says. 'Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat-hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard!

She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!'. The silence in the cab was deafening.

Leaving and Family Holiday

2008-08-29T15:03:00.000+08:00

18th day of August - Finalize the package. Headhunter jumping with joy. She should be...record year apparently. Happy for her and her one month old foetus.

19th day of August - Surrender the letter, got to go. Give the other company a shot. Timing is good too. Just before my family holiday. Why waste the notice period.

20th day of August - Early start. Journey up the hill...smooth drive, no traffic, kids behaving reasonably well. Lunch break around Simpang Pulai township. Bak Kut Teh so so but price damn cheap. Arrived Tanah Rata apartment around two, unload, greet MIL, FIL, SILs...settling in nicely. Place no change, cooler than KL, dinner nearby...nothing to shout about.

21st day of August - Golf with FIL & SIL. Lost small wager but lunch was free in return. Kids and rest of family seems enjoying themselves. Usual strawberry, cactus, flowers, plantations, park and farms. Steam boat dinner at Brinchang...self brought extra large prawns..yum yum. Pasar malam after that...drizzle cut short the shop time. Good for me...save some dosh for the gasoline.

22nd day of August - Second round of golf on the highland public course. Overall winner, met up with family and pick up the lunch tab. Free and easy afternoon plus some handy repair work. Quality time with my three monkeys. Chaos at 'Tikam Balls' after dinner. As usual, a couple of hours to calm situation down before bedtime.

23rd day of August - No golf (sigh!) as is packing and hit the road home day. Final patronage at Butterfly and Insects Park, feed the tummy as well. Quick last minute flowers and strawberry pit stop before the long journey back. Raining and horrible 6 cars pile up along the way. Arrived peacefully...evening and dead tired.

24th day of August - Lazy day. IKEA lunch and hair cut at Curve. Dinner at Mum's...Olympics Closing...nothing spectacular...another day is ending. Work/School starts next morning.

What a week!

Beijing Welcomes You 北京欢迎你

2008-08-14T14:45:00.000+08:00

So many 'leng cai' (good looking guys) 'leng loi' (good looking girls)...love it!

Jacky's Comedy Show

2008-08-04T16:43:00.004+08:00

Taiwanese actor Jacky Wu (吳宗憲) is famous for his "Guess Guess Guess" and a couple of other hilarious game shows. This one was once very popular back in 2006 & 2007...you will enjoy them even more if you understand Mandarin (and Hokkien).

Music Class - 1

Music Class - 2

Taiwanese School Girl learning Cantonese - Nicholas Tze (霆鋒) laugh until roll on the floor...damn funny

Tiger Show

2008-07-18T14:31:00.001+08:00

Speaking of 'Tiger Show' one (especially the more broad-minded adults) immediately thinks about that erotic dance/performance on stage involving real illicit sexual act and human kind of opposite sex (or sometimes same sex – urgh!).

Note: “Tiger Show” was originally derived from “Thai Girls Show”. Because of some Ah Beng whom is too shy to explain to their wife or girl friend about them sneaking out after dinner in Bangkok/Haatyai to watch these stage performances ingeniously create this new term just to disguise the real erotic presentation.

But to the kids below 10 years of age, ‘Tiger Show’ is often known to be animal (i.e. Tiger) show that occurs every few hours at the zoo or part of the programme at the circus.

And the similarity between the two is actually quite astonishing. Here are some observations:

1. Both requires to buy a ticket or some form of cover charge to be an audience
2. No transcript or dialogue is required as the scene and act are self explanatory
you don’t see people asking the person next to them about what is happening on
stage)
3. They both cause excitements and provoke inquisitiveness (kids – scream, adults
– purr)
4. The ‘actors’ often display the beastly behavior that one would not see in a day-
to-day life
5. Both shows are more interesting at the beginning but got more and more boring
towards the end due to the repetitive act or positions
6. Nobody cares about who’s the actors/actresses, they all look alike and have the
same paraphernalia
7. Both causes people to either “love it” or “hate it” and for some “addicted”
8. Both faces rulers and activist groups ban and scrutiny because of immoral
behavior and alleged bad social malady or asserted animal cruelty

Amazing isn’t it? That goes to show how human being would incline to find excitements continuously by substituting the object at different stages of one’s life. Be it the endangered cannibal wild animals or the mysterious erotic human intimacy.

One Night in Bangkok…you would love this…

And this….extra mild version of the Thai Girl Shows……

Now, goto AirAsia website (www.airasia.com) and book yourself a free flight to Bangkok or Phuket. Don't forget to stay somewhere near the "Tiger Show"!!!

Cool Car Advertisement

2008-07-08T18:50:00.000+08:00

Such a cool TV commercial...simply love it!

Lighten up!

2008-06-24T10:19:00.002+08:00

A dear friend of mine sent this piece to me this morning...thought I would share with you...have a splendid day!

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* The Indian Student *

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:

*'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.*

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.

*'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.*

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.

*'General Custer, 1862.'*

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says,

*'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'*

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

*'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'*

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little sh!t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,'

*'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'*

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh!t, we're f*cked!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly,

*'I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007.'*

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You may also like this following comedy clips from Russell Peters:

Russell's version of Cantonese and Mandarin...

Oolong Tea

2008-06-18T14:43:00.001+08:00

Instead of sending the following message received from a friend to everyone and being accused of fostering spam messages circulation, I have decided to post it here...all credit goes to the original author (don't ask...because I don't know who).

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"OOLONG TEA"

Just think about it when you are free and alone......

Cheers, you have a good day.

OOLONG TEA……

A carrot, an egg, and a cup of Oolong tea…You will never look at a cup of Oolong the same way again.

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed Oolong tea. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl.

Then she ladled the Oolong out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see."

"Carrots, eggs, and Oolong tea," she replied.

Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg.

Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the Oolong. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The Oolong tea was unique, however. After they were in the boiling water , they had changed the water color and taste.

"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a Oolong tea?

Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

Or am I like the Oolong tea? The tea actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the tea, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a Oolong tea?

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.

Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

You might want to send this message to those people who mean something to you; to those who have touched your life in one way or another; to those who make you smile when you really need it; to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down; to those whose friendship you appreciate; to those who are so meaningful in your life.

If you don't send it, you will just miss out on the opportunity to
brighten someone's day with this message!

May we all be OOLONG TEA !
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It's up to you whether you are going to forward this to your friends and acquaintances but please don't send it back to me! Have a good day.

Price Hike

2008-06-09T12:33:00.001+08:00

The effect of petrol price increase recently has already showing its immense impact to every walk of life. Unscrupulous business people are using this as an anarchic excuse to promote fear of further melancholy time ahead hence taking the advantage to their own benefit in kind.

I am one of the poor victims that fell into the prey of these business folks as I can’t help but to sacrifice the comfort and spacious of a larger automobile and have decided to change to a much smaller sedan car due to the add-on cost of this gasoline guzzler. And because of worsening world economy sentiments, I do not opt for a private sale (that requires much patient and considerably longer selling time) and went straight to the new car dealer’s appointed trade-in auto re-seller.

Obviously, the second-hand car evaluer took a quick look at the car and examine the engine etcetera, out come a price that is at least 9 – 10 grand less than the market worthy of the same car-year. And even then he is putting a normal pathetic act complaining about the possible longer showroom idle time because of the fact that this car is going to cost more to maintain and use. What bollocks! He is probably laughing inside him and counting the extra thousands that he is going to make selling it to some ready buyer from the plantations or long distance private transporters.

Sigh! Why do I let myself landed in a situation like this? Felt like a piece of meat lying on the chopping board ready to be minced and skewed (screwed!). If not because I was in a rush that day and have to run back to a meeting, I would have turned down the offer and seek a second quote. Thinking back now, I ought to kick myself in the rear for making hasty decision just because of his influential fictitious comments and circumstance.

It’s too late now and all the loan amount and new car prices have been agreed and processed…just keeping my finger crossed that the second hand car price will plunge big time…yeah….screw the conniving reseller…that should teach him a lesson not to exploit on others despondency.

The BMW M5 is now fading rapidly…

Enjoy this clip with Madonna…

Losing Enthrallment

2008-06-03T14:48:00.000+08:00

There are so many things that we have come across in life be it emotional, kindred feelings, hobbies, impulsive fascinations, fanaticism etcetera. There seem very little of these remained eternal with no sign of corrosion. There is always a change of its state from being red hot to mild then cold and some diminished or transformed into another variant of the same kind or representation.

Taking online networking tools and gaming as example, it was such a big hit at the initial stages with tremendous amount of our time (and life) invested into them and no one seem too bothered about what is the actual returns from actually engrossed too much into them. But as the day goes by and the novelty slowly wears off the time spent on these modern days phenomenon will eventually show sign of desertion. Perhaps it’s human nature to be bored with same old activity (just like the children with their toys) and prefers to venture into new adventure trails or maybe it has something to do with the aging process where one begins to look out for something fresh and most importantly … exciting.

I, for one have spent considerable huge amount of my remaining life on online poker sessions (the type that promotes you to different levels as your play money accumulates and achieve certain grading)…day and night every day of the week. And along the way have made friends with so many poker buddies that you will never (ever) in your real life cross path with. Then came one day, you just thought “what the hell am I doing all these for?” And that day for me was yesterday evening when I’ve just realized that the play money accumulated since day one will continue to grow and my ranking will continue to improve to say, PRO*10M, PRO*20M and so on…but what does that mean….NOTHING. I will not get a better appraisal at work the next morning with my big eye bag, nor will I get extra attention from anybody I know. So, why bother … and besides…if I really want to I can always regain the ranking after sharpening the skills from past months.

That said, one thing I must admit – which is the most important part of the whole equation, was the desire to chat with all the buddies while playing the online games. Catching up with day-to-day events and happenings, getting to know them better and really like finding the common subjects to talk about, debate, share opinion with …you get the drift. The online sessions were merely a lame excuse to be associated with but the real motive was really just to be linked and chat.

Bleeding Love – Leona Lewis

So, I have chosen a high stake table and bet all my play money on a couple of hands and bring my kitty down to a big fat ZERO. What a great relief! No more play money hence no more urge to continue to climb up the ranking ladder. Free at last!

Now, I can look ahead a bright and shiny day exploring new untapped universe.

Grace Kelly – Mika

Home Alone

2008-05-28T10:37:00.006+08:00

A while ago there was a movie called "Home Alone" (1990) and subsequently followed by its sequel "Home Alone 2" (1992) acted by Macaulay Culkin. I thought it was just pure entertaining and the story line was built around the creativity and ingenuity of this little kid occupying his time after being left alone at home due to circumstances.

Relating to it is our real life home alone experience where you are either left with an empty house or apartment/condominium when the rest of the family members went on a holiday trip or when you have pissed off your wife big time that she has brought the kid(s) and maid(s) back to the in-laws.

All of a sudden you felt so vulnerable to fictitious threats and began to be more paranoid about every little thing or sound especially in the middle of a quiet night. Double locked the doors and arm the house alarm etcetera that you will never ever practice in a normal day abruptly took priority including earlier bedtime as though the day would end quicker.

On a flip side of the same coin home alone means becoming a bachelor again…totally single totally carefree…apart from watering the pot plants or feed the fish/dog so that they will not die of thirst or hunger. The phone numbers of old buddies, party goers and pub hopping pals would be the top 10 most frequently dialed numbers for the entire duration.

Catching up with dinner mates followed by karaoke, drinks…wow! This is getting way too exciting! Just can’t wait until the end of office hour…and it’s Party! Party! Party! all over again. Life is THAT good when you are young and single…and not forgetting about going through the pile of XXXX movies that you are not able to watch with kids around the house. You get the drift…

While you are a bachelor again, you can try this…

This one is funny home alone cartoon clip dub in punjabi…

And finally, organize bachelor parties...

The following clip was classified as 18SX and deem NOT SUITABLE for minors...enjoy!

Islands In The Sun

2008-05-22T17:40:00.002+08:00

I have always loved the beach and the sea...simply because it reminds me of the time when I can fully relax, completely stress-free and do absolutely nothing (apart from some moderate bed time adult activities). And to have the one you love with you would no doubt double the joy (not forgetting the romance) in paradise...

As you grew older, family expanded and going to a beach resort with the whole gang and you will suddenly found yourself stressed over what to do, what to eat and how to keep the kid(s) occupied and safe during the entire duration on the very same beautiful and romantic island resort….and by the way, you can forget about any form of adult activities with your missus. Not unless you kept it very very quiet and dare to take the risk of a younger child standing next to your bed with a bamboozled look and ask “What are you doing on top on Mommy, Dad?”

You can laugh about it but in reality that is how life’s taking a 360 degree change from being young, free and easy to mature, responsible and committed with next generation of you.

So, what’s left would be a bunch of memories….you can only dream about and wish you can turn back the clock but you know that will not happen…Farewell Island Resorts…

Guffaw of The Day

2008-05-21T17:20:00.002+08:00

Have you ever wondered why there are so many male ballet dancers? If you see the following video clip (I think it's the second in the sequence) you will find the answer...and at the same time, you may wish to re-consider your wife's decision to send your daughter to ballet classes.

Do you believe in "practice make perfect"? Not always the case though if you see the following clip where the guy rehearsed a couple of times trying to jump over a table and chair but failed when he actually performs it...not being a sadist but this is damn funny...

I wonder if IKEA would consider placing a 'water' bed like this and let the customer to try it out...

And finally, imagine your kids doing all these...

4000+ Visitors Mark!

2008-05-20T17:10:00.000+08:00

After more than 3 years of writing this virtual diary, I finally saw the total visitors count charting 4,000 (actually should be more if not because of me changing to another counter application around the end of my first blogging year).

What is the significance of 4K? None at all...some sites probably generate more hits than that in one day. But it's good enough for me as that should roughly translates into 200 odd people whom may have read my blog pages. So, that 200 odd people may also have told their family and friends about the silly stories or funny video clips that they once read/viewed here. That should cheer some people for a short while...I know I am.

And the memory of those happy tales should last longer than the 4,000 dominoes like the one below:

Well...at least I don't react like the video blogger below when she has recorded her first 4,000 subscribers:

One Life - Live it!

2008-05-16T07:02:00.000+08:00

If you have one life, do you live it to the fullest? i.e. do things that are potentially harmful to yourself (e.g. smoke pots, drugs, bungee jumping, etc.) and hurting people around you (either feelings or physical damages), things that you know is going to cut short your life, things that give you short term enjoyment but brings long term negative side effects etcetera.

Or alternatively, you can choose a healthier lifestyle but ultimately gain a couple of extra miles to your relatively short life to do more meaningful endeavors but not necessarily compact events of life.

It’s in your hands! Just like a major Telco’s punch line…and it's your interpretation of a short life. Definitely not about regrets or not having chance to do them even though they were known to be not appropriate.

Funny Commercials

2008-05-15T16:02:00.001+08:00

One more day before the start of a long weekend...everybody seems to be having pretty good mood. Let me post some funny clips that will cheer up your day and possibly the weekend as well.

1. Shark - What bollocks! How can they use non-tempered proof glass for the shark cage. Obviously for amusement lah...

2. Toyota RAV4 - Is it worth killing for? Really that good?

3. Shower - Better don't let your kids see this otherwise they may learn the trick...

4. LynxJet - In your dreams...

5. JBC - If this fashion brand is so powerful, why do they need a commercial...

6. Ikea creative Ads - Make full use of living space

Have a good weekend!

Any Other World

2008-05-13T06:45:00.005+08:00

Is there such a thing as Another World or Any Other World for that matter? Based on my shallow and bare little knowledge of the religions, I understand that:

1. Buddhism preaches about re-incarnation so the other world is actually the same world but the different is that you may not be re-entering as a human but could be other form (a wild boar or an insect ... may be ... don't get offended!)

2. Christian/Catholics says you will be saved and join your Lord/God in Heaven...hence the other world is Heaven. So, for those non-believers will go to the other Other World which is not Heaven. (I don't like to use Hell as it may be just another place where it refuge those failed applicants to Heaven due to their sins and wrong doing during their Earthy or other galaxy's life)

3. Islam also draws the distinction between Syurga (Heaven) and Neraka (Hell) after life...so, we can safely say the other world for the followers would be either one of those depending on the judgment by thy God (Allah).

4. Taoism is a wee bit more complex based on my understanding. The Other World after death may be the present world (for those that do not wish to 'go' but choose to stick around to finish off the un-accomplished businesses) or one of the 18 levels of Hell for the souls that have committed certain serious misdemeanor in their present life. And for the good guys and gals, they will be ‘elevated’ to become deities and holy beings. I don’t really know if this is the same palace where the Jade Emperor reside or their version of heaven.

And for all other minor religions, cults and spiritual practices, the common believe was that they too have a distinguish separation between person of evil and the followers of their faith. Hence, it is safe to corroborate that there is such thing called “The Other World”.

That leaves people like yours truly…the free thinkers and people without a faith (or not ready to accept any just yet…so that they can commit all wrong doings before finally admitted to one faith and starts life after as a pure and cleansed aficionada). Where are they gonna go? Or perhaps they don't travel any where after completing their mission in this life...they will simply fade away and become part of the present world but the most un-lifely part of it.

With that, I leave you with this very nice (some said it’s sad) tune from Mika called “Any Other World”. The background was Final Fantasy for those of you whom may recognize the characters and panorama.

Cheesecake Factory above Macy's Union Square

2008-05-06T15:35:00.000+08:00

Back in one piece after a 10 days break in the US west coast. It was a very enjoyable but tiring trip I must admit. Although we (group tour with GTT) have only covered Anaheim (Disneyland & Universal Studio), Los Angeles (Hollywood), San Diego (historic town), Grand Canyon, Las Vegas and San Francisco, the trip was reasonably relax if you are not planning to shop till you drop like some of us.

Food consumed during this trip was nothing to shout about...mostly Chinese and buffet style. But, there is this one cheesecake store on the 7th floor of Macy's near Union Square, San Francisco that you must try if happen to be around there.

Some pictures to show just in case you are a cheese cake fan...

More selections...Didn't manage to try these...maybe next time...

Yummy...these are really killer...

OOTO Until 6/5/2008

2008-04-22T16:45:00.002+08:00

Our company has this one policy that reads "Whoever going on a business trip or vacation leave must post an OOTO (Out Of The Office) notice and activate an automatic mail response robot (this is an option within Micrsoft Outlook) to inform your customers or fellow colleagues how to contact you for urgent discussion and indicate when is your return to the office."

Wouldn't it be great if Blogger system include this option so that at least visitors will be informed that there is no new post at certain blog site rather than disappointed after clicking the bookmark link.

I felt bad when regular visitor (Yes, I am only expecting one person) hoping to read new articles or funny video clips got so disappointed and decided to remove the bookmark/favourite link after few blank hits.

Anyway, I will be OOTO until 6th May 2008 due to a travel plan to no man's land (let alone Internet access). So, please do not click on this favorite blog link at least until then. Have a good day!

Virtual Companion

2008-04-18T07:15:00.001+08:00

A couple of years ago when the online chatting and instant messaging tools such as Yahoo Messenger, MSN, ICQ etc. began to dominate the cyber community, they took the Internet by storm and quickly became the pet gear of many Netizens.

It was so prominent that these thingamajigs have become part of the computer operating system startup appendage that they co-exist alongside your daily drudgery at home or work place. Alas, situation deteriorated following obsession in usage that many companies began to clamp down on their existence by blocking/filtering these applications within their network domain owing to the fear that productivity going downwards spiral hence hitting their bottom-line.

However, there are also large number of organizations that believe these applications can potentially (I said potentially because this is a very subjective matter and really depends on the level of maturity and co-operations amongst staff) save some communication costs. Imagine cutting the phone bills on international calls and facilitating pro-longed hours of remote technical assistance, urgent message dissemination and internal conference calls (chats!) etc.

This is beside my point of writing this blog entry. I was entrenched to the fact that this online chatting and virtual relationship building has slowly creeping into one’s life which is possibly the underlying foundation of the creation of a Virtual World on the Internet such as SecondLife (www.secondlife.com). Nope, they are not confined to multi-players role play experience on the net as it would also offer a platform to promote inter human relationship, a place for intimate chats, sharing of day-to-day happenings, work gossips, family problems, some happy tales….some not so…but you get the drift.

As the days gone by and the feelings got a bit stronger, some of these chat buddies became very close friends…casual friendship turned into real intimacy and started to see each other in person (only if they live within reach that is)…and if all goes well (as in nobody got cheated or conned into believing those fictitious stories and identities behind the avatar and Net identities), they may eventually ended up in matrimony and live happily ever after…just like a fairy tale in this modern society.

All good and well provided they were legally single individuals. What happen if they are already attached or formally married and worst still…with children? On one hand they are contented with their real family lifestyle, the commitments, the joy and being togetherness with the spouse and kids (if they have one of those) but on the other hand, they are also torn with the constant compulsion and at times fervor to get online the very first instance to ‘meet’ with their virtual companion(s)/darling(s). And the hours could be long often into the other half of the day (or night depending on which time zone you are at). And yes, they can sacrifice the sleep and who cares about getting droopy eyes at work the next day.

Now, with the burgeoning of new wave of social networking applications such as Facebook, MySpace, Friendsters and so on, coupled with the thousands of web widgets like Online Poker, Mahjong, Big 2, Black Jack etcetera, there are more reasons to go online to chat and play games together…specially for the web buddies.

Is this the new trend of having virtual companionship to complement a complete way of life…both real and the virtual? There may be things that you will not discuss with your life partner/spouse in the real world due to circumstances but to the virtual companion ('知己') you see no barrier…perhaps it’s the effect of the make believe illusory, you can share these deep often dark secrets with them or maybe it was just the lust and pursuit of a common fad or amusement.

With that note, I would like to dedicate the following song to someone whom I know that would also enjoy it….”Love Today by Mika”.

Tomorrow will be a better day….for sure. And I hope you like the following song.

光良 - 童话 / Guang Liang - Tong Hua (Fairy Tale)

2008-04-16T09:42:00.000+08:00

For my listening pleasure...

It's ok if you don't understand what the heal are they talking about but if you do, consider it as a bonus...

Ever wonder if others can actually read your thoughts...never ever assume that...say what is in your mind and make sure it is clear...

For every good thing in Life....Cheers!

And finally, this is quite funny...

Hope you are not making your Maggi Mee after this.

KL Freeze in Unison

2008-04-16T03:27:00.000+08:00

Since I have posted something similar (Grand Central, NY), thought I would just relay same message for the local replication that took place on 13th April, 2008 15:55 (that's 3:55PM) for 4 minutes.

Approximately 1,000 people participated ... further demonstrating the significance of Internet and social networking tools. For the politician who still think that the blogs, Internet, Facebook, Friendsters, Plaxo, SecondLife, Linkedin...etc are for the naive teenagers and young adults, they are damn wrong.

This is another version....

Sick Like A Dog

2008-04-15T07:20:00.000+08:00

I have not been able to post any new entry this last few days on the blog...no thanks to the flu bug that I may have caught on the flight out attending a conference down south in the island state.

Talking about this Island State, some people still remembers it as a "Fine Country" but others especially the expatriates from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Philippines etc. think it's their nearest paradise and land of opportunities.

I am neutral not because I choose to sit on the fence but simply don't see a point of comparing what they are doing better and what they are not. More importantly, as long as there are no interferences between the neighboring country's sovereignty and internal policies, all should just mind their own business and stop instigating or fostering love-hate relationship amongst the citizens of the two neighboring country.

On a lighter note, the following phone conversation recording (I suspect it was originated from some stand-up comedy gig) kinda reminds me of how vulgar one can be and the creativeness of translating mother tongue to other languages...

...In a nutshell, this is what Singaporean think of their own nation...

Why Do Children Lost Confidence When They Are Alone?

2008-04-08T10:27:00.001+08:00

Not just children, in fact most people I would say have the same experience at least once in their life that they suddenly felt uneasy and looking forward to an end to a situation as soon as possible. A classic sign of receding level of confidence.

I brought my 4 year-old son to his first formal swimming lesson yesterday morning. It wasn't really a lesson but more of a trial to allow the swimming instructor to assess if he is suitable to join the junior swim class. He has never shown any fear of water since we first introduced the swimming pool to him circa two years ago. Not until yesterday...what a bummer! The initial 5 minutes was fine...kicking the water, blowing bubbles into the water...and then came a this unexpected request from the instructor to hold on to the kick-board and swim towards the centre of the pool...with the instructor assistance of course.

This is just simply too much for this little fella...he suddenly felt so helpless and started to cry! Not loudly but I can tell from afar that the instructor was panic and has to quickly bring him back to the edge of the pool.

After a few more attempts, the instructor finally gave up and told me to bring him out. I said perhaps he is not comfortable without his friends or siblings (as he usually played with them at the pool previously and this is the first time being alone) while trying this seemingly risky stunt in the big pool.

The instructor agrees and advise to bring him back again next week with his comrade. Later, I asked my son what's wrong? He said "I am scared of the big pool" I said "Why? You dare to jump into the water without knowing the depth and glide down the slides without any help. Why so chicken now?" He said "I am not a chicken Dad, chicken cannot swim only duck can swim." At least, he got that right and I did not even bother to use "scaredy-cat" as I don't think cat can swim either. We just have to see if things are better next Sunday with the sister accompanying him in the pool.

The same back alleyway that you saunter a thousand times in the day (typical short-cut for most lazy people) but when the night falls, and you need to walk across it all by yourself in complete darkness...it's time to practice your super dash.

Or perhaps look forward to the carrot beyond the pitch black lane...as reward awaits that may include the delicious Mc D meals.

Or a bottle of your favorite beer...

...and this one is damn funny...

Fish

2008-04-04T08:30:00.001+08:00

Why would people choose a name like "Fish"? On one hand you might find this refreshing but on the other it may lead to association with seafood dishes or rotten and unpleasant odour commonly described as "fishy smell" depending on how and when do you employ the word.

I, for one cannot imagine naming my child "Fish" under any circumstances because it will be quite awkward to yell out loud "Don't do that Fish!" or "Get out of the pool Fish!".

Having said all that, we do have celebrity such as the renown female pop singer called Fish Leong whom has produced quite a splash in her music career.

Here are some samples just in case you are interested...

Fish Leong 梁靜茹 --- 分手快樂 (Happy Separation)

Fish Leong 梁靜茹 --- 崇拜 (Adoration)

Fish Leong 梁靜茹 --- 對不起我愛你 (Sorry, I Love You)

Fish Leong 梁靜茹 --- 勇氣 (Courage)

George Lam & Sally Yeh

2008-04-03T08:24:00.002+08:00

The couple has been happily married since 1996...amazing huh. Sally is a diva (even today) and George was such a cool and comical character at times. Unusual amalgamation but seem to work out just fine. I like their songs, maybe not all of them but some were good for easy listening.

This is one of the oldies from George entitled "Need You Every Minute"

林子祥 - 千億個夜晚

And this "零時十分" "Ten Minutes after Midnight" is from Sally Yeh 葉蒨文 ....enjoy!

And "Bless" 祝福

You may even like this one...葉蒨文 - 情人知己

Contactless RFID Chip

2008-04-03T07:32:00.002+08:00

Contactless payment is gaining traction these days and there are more and more demands from various businesses requiring fast and efficient payment mechanism.

We are not just talking about cutting short the customer service queue length but also improving the payment transaction processing and bringing customer's convenience to a higher level.

One such example was an implementation of contactless payment (or sometimes called proximity payment) at the MRT stations in Manila, Philippines circa end of 2006.

The project involved launching of an RFID chip (using MiFARE chip technology) containing stored monetary value to be sold to the general public primarily for train fare payments. The infrastructure to support this proximity payment also involved various facilities being installed at all the 13 train stations around the city transit line to allow balance checks and reload of the stored value on chip called "GPass".

One of the partners in this initiative is none other than Globe Telecoms which has also successfully launch "GCash" that has created a big wave in the microfinance arena using mobile phones.

And this is definitely not going to be the last of its kind. We are predicting a wider usage of this technology in more businesses and will likely to extend its availability to the mobile channels.

Your phone will one day replaces your wallet even the payment instrument such as credit or debit cards.

Fitna

2008-04-03T05:06:00.003+08:00

Too sensitive? Too religious? Too controversial? Your view is as good as mine.

And part II:

What do you think? The Dutch producer and film maker has crap up their rear bottom or what!

And the immediate reaction from the affected group began to retaliate with this:

Note: Off the volume if you prefer to just read the contents (which requires very large amount of patience mind you).

When is this going to end?

Gums and Glue

2008-04-02T07:20:00.003+08:00

Children today often have the gifted ability to interchange the usage of words in their still developing vocabulary language bank.

For example, my daughter was having a field day over the Easter weekend having bucket full of chocolates and candies from the Easter egg hunt. As she was munching away happily, I warned her about tooth decays, gums disease etc.

I said "Girl, don't eat too much candies, otherwise your gums will be rotten and teeth will fall out!". My youngest son heard that and asked "What is the gums for?" I replied "For holding up your teeth so that they won't fall off".

5 minutes later, he came back and said "Here Dad, I don't want these sweets anymore, I want my 'glue' to be stronger so that the teeth will not fall off". I was puzzled for a while...then chuckles as I knew he meant 'gums' but has used the word 'glue' instead of 'gums'.

Extra Protection Required

2008-03-30T23:41:00.003+08:00

Pre-marital sex is most common and inevitable in some circumstances especially within a more developed society. I guess once that piece of taboo is out of the way, the happy couple can start working on more important matters like a long term relationship, learning to share each other's life and how to live together etc. Not necessarily bonded by formality such as tying the knot BUT taking extreme care with the after effect is utmost crucial as it may completely jeopardize the entire situation both to the couple and people around their inner circle.

Which is why the condom manufacturers came out with commercials such as these:

Scary huh...and why do they ban these advertisements...thought they were great...

This Durex one is wee bit crazy...

Something Missing...

2008-03-30T21:48:00.004+08:00

You have returned...expect to find some interesting clips or article to read owing to the fact that the last visit was mildly fascinating. Nothing found...no new post...no updates. Disappointed and leave and told yourself not to come again and remove the link. Obviously, forgotten that it was the weekend and bloggers do have their real life to live too.

Alas, not all bloggers are desperate for the clicks and hits that ultimately transpire to some handsome extra spending money at end of each month.

Personally, I think the weekend was great...'Ching Ming' (visit the ancestor's grave day) at wee hours Saturday morning, one birthday celebration, routine dinner at home catching up with family members, Sunday shopping and spending one-to-one quality time with my youngest boy (been punishing him of late hence the mum wanted me to mend the wound and give him some extra attention while she brought the brother and sister to morning service), and finally ended the weekend with an evening walk around the garden after the rain (not exactly a heavy one though the lightning and strong wind made it looks threatening).

The only one thing that was missing from the whole package is golf...but I guess its worth it. After all, there are many more golf weekends ahead. With that thought in mind, I believe I can start off tomorrow without the blues.

Someone asked me to search for this Jacky Cheung's song and post it here so that they can listen to it...

I used to like the follwoing song a lot when I am younger (we are talking 80's ok)...still do...especially when age is finally showing signs.

And this one is not bad too (at least during my time): "Together in Electric Dreams" - Giorgio Moroder & Phillip Oakey. See some shots from this extremely old movie itself...

If you are not a Dire Straits fan...quickly surf away...have a good night!

Whoever finds this....

2008-03-29T08:34:00.000+08:00

In this world that live billions...to be able to meet and know one another, that in itself is providence.

To be able to develop it into a relationship and intimacy, treasure it as it will be with you for a lifetime.

Creative Protest at the Grand Central Station, NY

2008-03-27T00:30:00.002+08:00

How creative...no violence, no loud mouth talking but equally made a paramount statement all the same.

F#cking Crazy Japanese Pranksters

2008-03-26T23:22:00.002+08:00

This bunch of Japanese and a dark skinned gentlemen are playing some really crazy pranks in a public library. You may laugh out loud at some of the scenes....Enjoy it!

WARNING: The video clip is about 10 minutes long...so, make sure your boss is not around.

Laugh of the Day!

2008-03-23T02:15:00.003+08:00

This is a really cool Human Music Instrument...

Children...please don't try this at home. Your mum may think that you are spitting.

Pay attention to the wordings of following clip...ROTFLOL

And finally, a sample clip of stand-up comedian called Russell Peters.

There is a small village in Austria called "F*cking"

2008-03-22T10:40:00.000+08:00

Unbelievable...but apparently it is very true according to the following UK talk show and the host (Graham Norton) is calling the Austrian Tourist Board to ask for more information. Watch it yourself and you may want to make it your next travel destination especially in winter.

Anybody has any funny town's or village's name to share?

Korean Touchy Movie

2008-03-21T18:03:00.000+08:00

No wonder the Koreans are penetrating the Asian movies market. They are capitalizing on the softest part of human kind...the emotion factor.

A classic example can be seen in following promotional clip. Sob...Sob...

While you are at it...check out the other clips as well...especially the one entitled "Korean Beyonce Sexy Dance". Don't dribble all over the floor.

Citizen of the Superpower Nation

2008-03-21T16:20:00.001+08:00

These random street interviews are revealing that not all are born equal. Some dumb some dumber.

And not just that, they will also do things that not many would follow...

Sing Song Swear

2008-03-21T15:37:00.001+08:00

Cheung Kar Fai acting in this comedy movie as one of the HK triad leaders with his hilarious way of using four letters word (in Cantonese, of course...what else...)

18SX only.

Now...listen to the following phone conversation (also in Cantonese) between the phone company and one of their customers.

Amazing Hong Kong!

The Art of Swearing in Cantonese

2008-03-21T15:26:00.000+08:00

You need to know a little bit of Cantonese (at least to curse at others) to enjoy the following video clip. Wish there is an English version...that would be interesting.

HK Shampoo Ad...

2008-03-21T03:17:00.000+08:00

Catchy Tune of the Week! Cheer Up Dudes!

2008-03-17T17:31:00.001+08:00

6 Year-Old Kindergarten Graduation Song

2007-11-07T20:54:00.001+08:00

Next Sunday (11/11/07) is my daughter's kindies school graduation cum concert day.

My girl was chosen as one of the singers for the graduation song contingent. She was so serious about the whole preparation thingy even though she has another year to go before her own graduation from the same school. The amount of time she spent on the practice and self rehearsal amazes me...Such dedication and enthusiasm.

The song was well written (I guess for children that age, you don't really expect to include big words with deep meaning) and has a catchy tune to it. I can't present the tune to you but at least the lyrics (if I can still remember them correctly after persistent playing the role of my girl's audience):

"Like a big family walking side by side.
In this school we have taken our pride.
Though its time to say good-bye, we won't forget the good times gone by.

Chorus:
Thank you for the JOY, Thank you for the LAUGHTER,
Thank you for the LOVE that brings us HERE.

Thank you for the JOY, Thank you for the LAUGHTER,
Thank you for the LOVE that brings us TOGETHER.

Repeat Chorus."

More restaurants.....

2007-06-18T13:48:00.000+08:00

A golfer friend of mine introduced us to a new seafood restaurant call Ocean Palace Seafood Restaurant. Food was good but rather small portion. For June-August 2007, they are having a Sri Lanka crap promotion at RM 30/kg.

The restaurant was located near junction of Maroon Cafe and have a giant (fake) crap lying on their front entrance. You should try their steam chicken in chinese cooking wine and pork ribs. Overall the place was serving nicely presented dishes at a reasonable price.

Based on feedback from other golfers, the Sri Lanka crap dishes (dried chilly, butter, chinese sauce, BBQ etc.) are yummy! We have tried the steam fish...was fresh and good.

Parking should not be a problem as there is a large parking lot in front of the restaurant.

Their address is:

Ocean Palace Seafood Station
18, Jalan PJU 1/45
Aman Suria
47301 Petaling Jaya

Tel: 03-7806 3539

Payment methods: Cash, Master, Visa

They serve pork...so, definitely non-halal.

Restaurant to Go

2007-05-15T22:26:00.000+08:00

Just a quick log on some restaurants that one can find some decent food around KL/PJ:

1. Green View - Near Rothsman's round-about (one of the shop houses near Menara Merais) ->
Serves good Fresh Prawn's Noodles ('Sang Hah Mein'), excellent seafood (crab, prawns and fish)...book if you need a large table...potentially quite busy especially at night.

2. Wong Poh Seafood Restaurant - Near Aman Suria. Excellent place for lunch after golf (at Tropicana Golf & Country Resort) ->

Recommended: Bee Hoon cantanese style. Crab (dried chilly and black pepper or cheese), steam prawns with chinese cooking wine, drunkard/herbs steam chicken, spare ribs with Lam Yee (fermented beancurd)

3. Paddington Pancake - One Utama shopping complex ->

Very good sweet or savory pancakes, gourmet sausages, crepe and more. ** Avoid going to the outlet at The Curve...service there is lousy.

4. Kluang Station - One Utama Shopping complex ->

Try out their Chicken Chop...also, nasi lemak if you like it.

....More to come....to be continued....

Greener World to come.

2007-03-26T12:11:00.000+08:00

The world is changing...better or worst...yet to be seen. One thing for sure, people and corporations are paying attention. That is good and hopes it sustains and generate more momentum as we move forward towards the new age.

Companies are now measured not just by its performance (financially) but also its contribution to the society and mankind in general.

Pollutant index measurements, carbon emission control and trading are just some of the things that are taking shape and we can be assured of a greener environment (hopefully!) in the next 25 years.

This blog to salute great companies such as Asia Carbon Pte Ltd, Honda and Toyota just to name a few that has taken initiatives to make this world a better place for all.

"Thank You!".

Yumiko's Stunt at HK TVB Charity Show (Dec 2006)

2007-01-18T15:01:00.000+08:00

As time goes by....

2006-12-22T14:41:00.000+08:00

Someone sent this to me and I thought it was beautiful enough to share with you........hope you like it as much as I did................

Click On The link above

http://susie1114.com/LiveALife.html

The Year End Thing Happening (yet again!)

2006-12-05T15:14:00.000+08:00

As we are approaching the end of 2006 (just another 3 weeks to go to be precise), the 'usual' year-end customary is happening just like any other years.

Stock market booming with its year-end bull run (I have actually predicted Composite Index hitting 1100 points quite some time ago and it looks like it is coming through), everyone is in jolly mood (Christmas/New Year 2007), typhoon is still plaguing the region...taking away lives (not that bloody tsunami again! I hope), sales people rushing to close deals/meet quota before closing the fiscal....shopping spree for the leisure folks, sales...sales...sales...everywhere!

Whilst all these happening...has anyone stop for a split second and seriously think about 'What we have achieved in the past 12 months?' Perhaps, we will save that for the last day of the year and bury them together with the memory of New Year's eve celebration.

Tomorrow will be another bright and shinny new day. Can't wait until the January 1st, 2007!

S.R.J.K. (C) Tsun Jin

2006-11-17T16:03:00.000+08:00

Just volunteered my help to setup a blog for my primary classmates at Tsun Jin (class of 76'). Took me about half a day and it turned out quite OK with those advanced web tools and publishing wizards. The site is now officially up and linked to its sister photos site (hosted by Sony Imagestation).

Check it out: http://tsunjin76.blogspot.com/

Imagine knowing some of these childhood friends at the age of 7 - 12 years old, and after 30 years when we meet up again...the feeling is just so special...it's like you have found a missing piece of a 5000-pieces jigsaw puzzle that finally make it 'complete'.

Something about S&P Legal Fees

2006-11-14T15:26:00.000+08:00

Do you know...

If you are planning to sell a property that is fully paid under your name (not the financier), you can save up to RM 3,000 in legal fees for the S&P processing (S&P means Sales & Purchase just in case you are too young to know or have not come across this acronym in your school text book) if both the buyer and seller are using the same lawyer.

The reason was that the lawyer will be safe guarding the interests of both parties without having to bear the risk of transaction not pushing through due to unforeseen circumstances, delays in payments/settlement of balance sum etc. Most importantly, the lawyer will not need to charge you extra expenses and miscellany charges due to the communications and documents exchange with the buyer's lawyer. And because you as the vendor has already settled with your bank and is the rightful property owner, there is no need for the lawyer to sort out the grant, land title etc.

The only catch was that either the property agent or the lawyer must know both buyer and seller well enough to ascertain that the intend to buy/sell is genuine. Also, there is sufficient evidence about the financial status of the buyer or his/her financier granting the loan to settle the agreed purchase price.

New Dell E520 Dual Core

2006-11-08T22:42:00.000+08:00

Bought a new Dell computer over the Net the other day. The old IBM NetVista P4 is showing sign of old age and misbehaving. Decision made (not a difficult one) and the IBM PC is going to be used as games station for the kids.

The delivery was actually within 4 days (mega impressed...no wonder Dell is doing so well in the PC market). It took me less than half an hour to fix it all up ready to go. Such beauty with 19" flat LCD screen and all. Power up and the first impression with the pre-loaded XP Home edition was not bad at all.

The only complain I have must be the Pentium D (Dual Core) processor which was somewhat not as fast as I would imagine it should have been. Anyway, sparkling new equipment must at least test drive it for a couple of hours...hence sacrificing my sleep for the first night went crazy with the online Internet surfing riding on the new boat (pictures from the porn sites never looked so seductive ever!). By the time I felt my eye balls drying up it was already 3:30 a.m. in the morning.

Making full use of the IE7 'delete all' options, I have managed to wipe out all the traces of me visiting all those interesting sites. Time to turn in...until my next diary entry...hopefully not another 3 months!

Merdeka! Happy 49th Birthday Malaysia!

2006-08-29T12:22:00.000+08:00

Almost 5 decades Malaysia has live through its independence from the British Empire. So many turmoil, political issues, financial crisis, sensitive racial conflicts etc. BUT we still survived as an Independence Nation.

I am not particularly the patriotic type but somehow every year this time, one tends to recall the history and chat about the ups and downs, matters that concerned all and incidents that nearly took us apart.

Next year's Hari Kemerdekaan is going to be the half-centennial (grand!) celebration, I was wondering if our current PM will remain his modest self and have just a low profile quiet celebration...hopefully not.

At least the program this year for me is kind of set. We (yes, with all the kids) are going to Ikano's Merdeka Fun Fair at Mutiara Damansara on Merdeka eve. A lot of games and meals coupon were being distributed along this week. My kids will be thrilled with the free rides!

Start queuing for the freebies and it's going to be Party! Party! Party!

Here's the potential program line up (extracted from www.streetdirectory.com posting):

Ikano Power Centre at Mutiara Damansara, Petaling Jaya, on the 30 Aug, for a grand Merdeka eve countdown celebration!

Programmes
* 6.00pm : Carnival rides, game stalls, and carnival bazaar kick-off
* 8.00pm : Paintball with hitz.fm DJs
* 8.15pm : Host Joey G takes the stage
* 8.30pm : The Curve's Fashion Show by Malaysian designers
* 9.00pm : Pie-throwing at Mix FM DJs
* 9.15pm : Jacklyn Victor mesmerises
* 9.45pm : Swoon over Anuar Zain
* 10.30pm : Enjoy smooth songs from Nicholas Teo
* 11.15pm : Pop Shuvit pumps things up
* 12.00am : Merdeka countdown & fireworks display
* Till 1.00am : Party on with Joey G

Enjoy exclusive 1-day-only savings with Ikano Merdeka Coupons worth RM120. To get yours, spend RM30 in a single day at any store within IKANO and bring your receipt to the Merdeka Counter, Ground Floor (in front of Dome) to get your Merdeka Coupons, while stocks last!

"Happy Birthday Malaysia ! ! !"

Month of Weddings and Gatherings

2006-06-19T14:15:00.000+08:00

I have laid off blogs for almost two months now and just began to dust off my electronic diary for new entries.

Despite the unusual wet spell due to global climate change and various signs of our Earth entering a new phase of evolution, the Lunar 5th month (equivalent to June) is always one of the popular seasons for wedding bells especially amongst the Chinese community.

So many couples in their twenties, thirties and fourties are busy with wedding reception preparation and honeymoon trips. Indeed a busy time for restaurants, photo studios and travel agencies.

We have received so many pink 'bomb' (wedding invitation cards) that my wife and I had to attend different wedding dinners separately on the same day.

Alongside these wedding invites, there were two gatherings (Primary and Secondary school mates) organized by my old friends this month. Fortunately, both were Hi-tea at hotels in the city that I can make my way to the dinner reception one after the other.

Looking back at both occasions, they were indeed happy moments. I get to meet school friends that I have not seen for more than 20 years. Talking about the good old days (made me felt so old now), the younger generation, recent development etc. So many to talk about in such short time. In the wedding dinners, everyone are in jolly good mood judging from the way they say "Yum Sing" and pouring tonnes of whisky and brandy down their throat. The 8 - 10 courses meal is normally sumptuous if you could stop thinking about the cholesterol and all those laad that can shorten our lives.

At the end of both functions, everyone greets and wish each other well. Another chapter of our live and some photos to remember the occasion. I missed the gatherings, I missed the wedding receptions. Must be getting old and finally realize that the clock is not turning back.

The Future of Cars

2006-04-21T10:36:00.000+08:00

The next revolution in the automobile industry will no longer be limited to just hybrid engines, power efficiency and extra leg room but the change of 'skin' similar to that of the mobile phones.

All car manufacturers will be designing and building new model of their cars with automobile industry standard car 'frame' with mounting points that is universal for the exterior body. Car accessories shops will have added merchandise to promote which is the different superheavy duty fibreglass car body designs, this can either be custom made using computer software or standard off-the-shelf body parts from different make and model e.g. BMW, Merce, Volvo etc.

For any reader whom has plans to explore the above idea or propose it to any card manufacturer, please do not forget to put some money in my donation box or better yet, send me a cheque and I will provide the additional fine details.

Maids and Kids

2006-04-10T18:14:00.000+08:00

I have not logged any entries for more than a month partly due to recent busy work related traveling and household chores.

That compounded with our domestic helper's planned departure after working for the past 4 years. We had trial period on 3 temporary maids and none successful until the latest (been with us for 3 days already) that seem promising.

These days the Maids Agency has been more creative and offering potential customer with "trial-out period" after placing deposit with them. Most of these Indonesian or Cambodian maids have entered the country on visitor visa but are being deployed by the agency to work (illegally of course) with their potential employer on trial basis. If customer is satisfied after certain number of days, they then proceed to apply for valid permits. Each day of this test period will cost the employer RM 25 until they get the relevant papers and officially stamped on passport that you are the rightful employer for the maid.

Our priority has always been the kids, the younger ones especially. The first was ex-Singapore, at first she was full of enthusiasm and bubbly about working for us but later realized that the job doesn't pay for her laziness let alone the mandatory good food and afternoon naps. She has definitely not experience with kids having served an elderly women in Singapore until she passed away when the employer terminated her contract. So, out she goes and came another one. This one is slightly older (around 32) but after 2 days of tagging around my existing maid, immediately admitted that she cannot handle children especially my eldest son plus obviously too much house work. My goodness, they are here for holiday or what?

The third candidate was nearly successful. Apparently she is a graduate (YES, we saw all the certified true copies of her degree and thesis) majoring in Islamic studies. Her father is nearly a judge (a very senior Indonesian government officer) with a Surgeon and Dentist in her family. Nothing to look at herself but very polite compared with my existing maid and relatively hardworking. BTW, she has her own maid at home in Indonesia. Can't believe she is out here earning a living!

According to her, she was teaching back home and the money is very little and she was desperate to earn more money hence Malaysia. After some background check, we learned that she was in the midst of a divorce (husband is also a graduate with own business and the 2 children are in late teens) and she was very depressed. Her condition must be quite bad that her sister (a practicing Dentist) has to bring her to a psychiatrist. We called her sister immediately and confirmed her condition. The sister claimed that she should be fine but we would rather not take the risk having young children on her hand. Cannot imagine what will happen if she snap one fine day. Moreover, she needs to pray more than 5 times a day (with the praying gear etc.) and waking up in middle of night because she cannot sleep. Also, found in her possession a packet of Postinor2 (commonly known as the morning after pills) which shows that she came prepared in case she got rape trying to runaway with help from the contruction workers etc. I am just guessing.

Number 4 maid is also ex-Singapore (1 year) and worked in Kuching for 2 years. So far so good and we are keeping fingers crossed. Hope things go well with her...getting fed up with all these hassle.

Free Food

2006-03-02T12:47:00.000+08:00

Time to learn some magic to fill up your stomach without paying.

Japanese Magician - II

2006-03-02T12:37:00.000+08:00

Japanese Magician in China Town, Japan.

Japanese Mondo Magic

2006-03-02T12:31:00.000+08:00

Check This Out! Freaking Cool!

Sense of Humour

2006-02-27T17:29:00.000+08:00

I was listening to this morning broadcast of a program on Sense of Humour. The radio station has invited a special guest supposedly a Guru of Humour from Taiwan.

She said "One needs to practice sense of humour from time to time and when you have spread a joke 5 times or more, you will remember it and at the same time profess in the skill of sharing laughter with friends and family." I thought, maybe I should put it here so that I can remember that. I have modified the joke below slightly as I have not got the complete story as I have only turned on the radio half way through it.

One of the jokes that she has shared this morning was about a pig farmer being fined every time when the officer from Ministry of Agriculture visits him. He was accused of wasting food on pig feeds i.e. there are guidelines on the allowable food for the pigs to ensure no wastage of natural resources conforming to health and safety regulations.

After the fifth attempt of changing the pig feeds, and having paid fine for all previous inspection by the same officer, the pig farmer finally gave up and reply to the officer's question on what was fed to the pigs and say "I have given them $10 each a day to get their own food. I hope that is okay with you." The officer just laughs and speechless on hearing this but later compose himself to provide some advice on the allowable pig feeds.

Gong Xi Fa Cai

2006-01-26T17:40:00.000+08:00

Finally, its time of the year when every Chinese family is busy cleaning up and preparing for the arrival of a new Lunar year. The funny thing is...most people will only do the mega cleanup on special occasions such as the CNY or perhaps, your children's wedding day.

After all, you only do this possibly once a year especially the curtains, some dark wet corner of the store room that didn't get any attention from your domestic helper if it is not for the special celebration. I bet they will be cursing having to work extra hard during this time.

Office is noticeably more quiet already as most has taken early break to avoid the traffic getting out of town i.e. if they are not local.

Some says, CNY is meant for the children...Ang Pow (red packet with money or BigSweep lottery ticket), free flow of soft drinks, munchies, cookies...and for once not getting too much scolding or nagging from the old folks. I tends to agree as when one gets a bit older, and understands the true meaning of CNY, you see things a little different and would try best to please most people around you even though reluctantly some times. The true spirit of festivity and enjoyment often only applies to the younger generation.

This year, my family will not be celebrating CNY because of my grandmother demise last year and we are supposedly still mourning. This is the part of Chinese traditions that somehow make sense in many ways. First, it made us think of our loved one that will no longer be with us celebrating the happy occasion, and secondly without having to give "Ang Pow", buy all those CNY gifts, food etc. actually should provide cover for the expenses of funeral possession and sort. Also, not forgetting the expenses for the 3rd death anniversary grand celebration ("Gong Teik" - a Hokkien phrase for celebrating the good deeds on behalf of the deceased).

What the hell, my children can still celebrate with my in-laws (as suggested by my wife) and besides, we don't give doesn't mean that they cannot collect. Mind made up, will go back for reunion dinner...visit my parents on first day CNY...and off we travel down south to the in-laws.

To those whom are celebrating, wishing you:

Happy Chinese New Year! 恭喜发财!

For those who is planning to drive long distance (night or day), please be extra cautious of road condition and your speed. Hopefully, no liquor is influencing your concentration. Have a good one!

Free Ride

2006-01-20T18:18:00.000+08:00

Girl hopped into taxi at a neighborhood wet market.

Taxi driver: "Hi Leng Lui, go home ah? Long time no see huh."

Girl: "Aiyah, too lazy to walk but no money to pay you lah. I let you play and you send me home for free ... can?"

Taxi driver: Turn around and saw the offering...immediately say..."Oh Yes! Sure...let me drive to a quiet corner first."

Girl: "OK. But make it quick, need to go back fast lah."

5 minutes later...taxi parked at a quiet playground corner.

Girl spread legs and get comfortable at back seat.

Girl: "Nah, got water inside already... all ready for you. Got protection cover or not?"

Taxi driver: "Aiyoh, don't have lah...so how?"

Girl: "Why so lousy one, afterwards wet everywhere how? Tell you what, you aim outside when shooting ok?"

Taxi driver: "No problem....Wah Sai, cool ... Aiyah...why so tight?"

Girl: "You need to press harder lah...harder, better mah, shoot harder and further..."

Taxi driver: "Ohhh Yes....got it .... woosh...woosh...woosh...wah....Siok man..Thank you."

Girl: Keep back her craft and say "OK. Now can you send me home?"

Taxi driver: "Surely lah...after enjoy, must return a favor lah." Grinning away.

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Just in case you are thinking that this is some kind of cheap erotic story clip, sorry lah...this site is still read by some young people. The true story line as follow:

The Girl is the taxi driver's neighbor in the same housing estate. She's got this imported water gun that can shoot at high pressure and is able to reach distant target. The taxi driver has been eyeing the water gun for months but couldn't get a chance to play it until the offer came when he happened to pick the Girl at the wet market.

Just wondering....how many of you actually begin the map the above dialogue to some saucy erotic scene found in a typical porn movie?

Wedding Dinner

2006-01-09T00:17:00.000+08:00

I was attending my ex-colleague's wedding dinner in town and was surprised to find out that not much has changed since my own back in the late 90's.

The late start of a typical Chinese wedding dinner banquet is the norm although invitation card stated 7 pm sharp. There are too many VIPs not filling up the tables hence would be difficult to start the first course. The food presentation where switching off or dimming the function room's lights and sending out food trays accompanied by theme music (probably the few title that was popular) etc. None of these has changed after all these years.

One of the guests sitting on the same table as us brought up the subject of whether or not a wedding dinner would actually allow the host to make profit out of the event. Some said yes, but majority would say no but best would be to break even assuming the well-to-do relatives would be more generous with their "Ang Pows" (gift in monetary form). The reason being some of the friends or work colleagues may not be giving "Ang Pows" but rather would prefer to give photo frames, group gift items, or cash vouchers for SPA or departmental stores in place of the cash token.

Most often, there will be a few family giving one "ang pow" but have a table full of children and domestic helper. It would be quite rare that this one "ang pow" is as generous as the cost of one banquet table. Anyway, wedding reception is once in a lifetime thing and most newly wed or their parents would not be too bothered about this cost recovery factor, after all this is a joyous moment and all cost has been accounted for when a child is born. Part and parcel of being a parent I guess.

Most importantly, all relatives and friends have been informed that their child is now an independent adult with his/her own family. A fair price to pay for officially relinquishing their parental care for the child to their husband or wife. Time to enjoy the extra freedom without having to provide for the unmarried. Welcome to the world of being an "in-law" and occasionally play host for the visiting son/daughter with their babies if you are lucky!

LHDN (IRD) Refunds

2005-12-20T15:39:00.000+08:00

This is one of those rare moments that I felt happy about our government agencies. The counter service has improved compared with my previous encounter and they are actually putting in more effort to please the customers (citizen of Malaysia).

I had to pay LHDN (Inland Revenue Department) a visit recently to notify them about my new correspondence address. My file was with the PJ office situated at Kelana Jaya. After filling up the change address request details, I took the opportunity to inquire about my account statuses with them. Much to my surprise, I found out that LHDN actually owes me money and the officer encouraged me to submit a refund application. So I did. This was approximately 4 weeks ago and I have already prepared psychologically that I may not hear from them again...at least for another 6 months or more.

Last week, in a typically normal day just as I stepped out of the plane (I was traveling on business to Manila), I've received a SMS from Maxis citing 12 missed calls from the same phone number belonging to the LHDN Petaling Jaya. I quickly phone them back thinking something must be seriously wrong with my 2004 Assessment or they are trying to cuff me in for questioning on possible tax eviction. After passing me around the different departments and officers, finally traced back to the originator of such calls and she just wanted to notify me that the refund application is being processed and they are likely to release the excess credit as soon as they have an authorize signatory. Phew! what a relief, I am not too concern about the refund as the amount was minute but more of the worry that something bad with regard to my tax position with them.

After that incident, I began to visualize the reality of "Malaysia Inc." where all services (public and government) shall eventually be run like a business and customer satisfaction plays a significant role in enhancing co-operation between the general public and the government services provider. It is like a breathe of fresh air in comparison with the previous generation of public services where the mentality adhere to "If you don't ask, you will not get...".

Next, can't wait to see the cheque for refunds come through the post. Not holding my breathe though as skepticism remained within my blood stream.

Christmas is near ...

2005-12-01T17:55:00.000+08:00

...and suddenly there seems to be a surge in number of non-church goers 'Christian'. Perhaps, it is the spirit of celebration that is attracting people to start putting up the Christmas tree, artificial snow man etc.

I am no Christian myself but for the sake of the festive atmosphere and to avoid the constant nag from my kids (mainly influences from their kindergarten), that we have some Christmas decoration at our house. And just like any other Christian family, we start having Christmas day count down and not forgetting the Christmas presents' list for the relatives and friends. Oh man, I can tell you this, if I have a choice I would rather take a few days off and go to Cameron Highlands to play a few rounds of golf. The children can enjoy the cool surrounding and celebrate Christmas at the hotel. Present? They can have a chocolate bar each...that will keep them happy for a while.

Christmas always reminds me of New Year's Eve. The Auld-Lang-Syne starts playing in my head and sense of obscurity like time suddenly runs short and people sunken into deep thoughts about the past, the lost friendship, the happy days, and the demised.

During the younger days, Christmas and New Year's eve means drinks and parties leaving the next day for recovery. Today, the kids' affair took priority and we celebrate because of them just to make sure they are not 'left out' from their peers.

And when I thought about our upcoming 30th Anniversary celebration for the class of 71-76 (Primary Schoolmates) next year, couldn't help but seriously believe that we have missed out so many good things in life.

Fcuk the work, time to go home and see my kids before their bedtime. Otherwise, there will be one more line item on my New Year's Eve "Not Done" list.

Merry Christmas (for those celebrating) and a Happy New Year 2006!

First Entry in November 2005

2005-11-09T10:17:00.000+08:00

The novelty seems wearing off rapidly with blog entry diminishing in numbers. Partly due to my recent relocation plan and super heavy work load.

I can't wait until we move into the new home this weekend and with some luck, my wireless broadband should be available for more Internet time...not just for work but hopefully more articles that I can share in this space.

Work is getting ridiculously crazy with travel plans queuing up one after the other from end of this month onwards. I am practically scheduled to fly in and out of the country in a matter of one day! What a shitty life.

Went to TM shop the other day trying to sort out the Telekom fix line and Streamyx registration. Was there for most of the afternoon from 2pm untill they close for the day. Heard so many complaints and curses from people around waiting for their number to be called to terminate line, service complaints, Streamyx & Internet etc. The only counters that move rapidly is ...obviously, the collection/payments. Perhaps, time for TM to consider getting a bigger TM Point for congested residential areas such as PJ Taman Megah/BU/Kelana Jaya.

Luckily for me the longest time taken was to choose the right phone number as they already have my old record hence filling in other details were done by recalling a lot of the old references.

The next agenda is to wait for them to call for the commissioning and hopefully all done without any problem. After all, it is a new residential area and facility may not be complete yet. Just need to learn to be patience.

Relocation...Renovation

2005-10-26T09:13:00.000+08:00

I felt so bad not writing anything in this blog space. Need to show some kind of support to Blogger (blogspot) or risk it being shutdown when more blogger dropping out.

Anything I said about being busy at work is bollocks. I am actually planning a move from current home to approximately 15 minutes away up north...a place known by its generic name of PJU (Petaling Jaya Utara or North PJ). We were actually badly screwed by the renovator not only the delay in some minor change of structure and extension but also their continuous VOs (Variation Orders).

Finally, I had it and screamed at their boss to get things quickly fixed up and bugger off. On top of that, I began to call upon my friend's help to engage independent contractors to rectify various outstanding bits and pieces that include the grinding and re-varnishing of the timber flooring, fencing, paint work, water filtration etc. Bloody pissed off with the main contractor! All these jobs could have been given to the renovator if not because of their attitude and arrogant behavior. After all, money is in my pocket and they thought they can screw us more for extra dosh. Fcuk-off!

Felt much better now as things are finally coming to shape and I have a wee bit time to release some anguish through this cyber diary. Few months/years down the road when I read this article, I will at least remind myself not to be fooled by pretty Interior Decorator/Designer without at least find out who the hell is the real boss behind that Barbie face.

People Come People Go - Cycle of Life

2005-10-07T10:42:00.000+08:00

Read latest blogs from Jolene and Mervyn and share their sorrow with deepest condolence to their family.

Various descriptions reminded me of my recent lost of my grandmother circa May this year. Will not elaborate more but SAD may be an understatement.

After that, I have constantly reminding myself that "The Joy of Birth Often Balance Off With Grief of Demise". That is the JoB of GoD (or whatever one believes in). In the same respect, committing to more benevolence rather than peccadillo at all opportunities possible.

Birth . Oldage . Illness . Death .

Enough said for now.

Double Standards

2005-10-04T11:54:00.000+08:00

Sometime I just couldn't understand what is causing people having double standard on almost everything...treatment, pricing on goods, courtesy etc.

Just because you happened to live in a particular street doesn't mean that you are rich or poor as the others in the same surroundings. But, what I have learned from the last few days' encounter with some merchants such as the curtains vendor, locksmiths, plumber etc. First reaction from them is "Wah! you live there ahh? Very expensive place hoh..." then suddenly you found out that the prices quoted are slightly bummed upwards. Why is this? Just because you live in a decent terrace house on a more affluent area, and you have to pay more for almost everything?

Still couldn't figure out the logics behind it. I think I should experiment putting an address in those less significant places ... once the rates and pricing has been agreed...quickly say...oh I forgot, the address I have given is my friend's place...my actual address is XYZ....see if they can find an excuse to change the price.

4 Nights in Bangkok...

2005-09-26T17:31:00.000+08:00

Funny enough, whenever people mentioned "I am going to Bangkok...blaa blaa blaa..." and the immediate reaction from people around you is "Wah! so lucky...got to go there..." as in some hanky panky is bound to happen especially if you are a men.

Soon after, there will be people walking pass your cubicle giving you this sinister smile. What the Fcuking hell! What's wrong with these people...is Bangkok such a bad place or should I say heavenly nice place that everyone is eager to go and have a hell of a good time?

I've been there for months before for a project and don't really find such a huge magnetic force pulling me...it is just another Asian city for goodness sake. I love Thailand and Bangkok city, the friendly people, rich in culture and food etc. But ... come'on don't just keep on wondering wild with your imagination.

I've just returned Friday evening...getting ready to hear what the same group of people got to say on Monday. Oh please...I hope no more unnecessary crap from anyone after all I am just there for business meetings and conference...do I have to stop by PatPong I & II and catch some juicy story to entertain there twisted brains' desperados?

Maybe not...who give a toss of what they may say. My standard reply shall be "AirAsia is bloody cheap...go get a ticket and find out yourself and stop bugging me!"

Still....not looking forward to going back to work tomorrow morning...it is going to be damn busy for the next 3 weeks. May have to be in three different Asean cities in three different weeks. Oh man! Pai Meah! (Ill fated in Hokkien).

Have You Seen These Missing Girls?

2005-09-12T12:57:00.000+08:00

A colleague sent me the following mail forwarded by his church's friend:

> > PLS HELP........
> >
> > Dear Friends
> >
> > My sister has lost two of her lovely daugthers last Sunday and we
> > are very desperate to find them. therefore I decided to forward out
> > the mail to all my friends and would appreciate that you can give us
> > a helping hand.
> > My nieces' details:
> > Sarah Lai WanJun, 13 yrs old, about 160 cm.
> > Cory Lai Kai Li, 8 yrs old, about 130cm.
> >
> > Pls forward out this mail with all the pictures attached and keep a
> > look out if you have seen any of them.
> >
> > A million thanks to all.
> >
> > Regards
> > Diddy Lim
> > 96986990

Please help if you happen to see them in public places...

Angel Cakehouse - SS 2

2005-09-09T22:24:00.000+08:00

This blog is dedicated to a responsible staff at the Angel Cakehouse at SS 2 in Petaling Jaya, Selangor. (This is one of the states in a country called Malaysia - for foreigners whom may not know PJ or Selangor... and it is in South East Asia)

I have ordered a cake from this particular outlet about a week ago for my daughter's 3rd birthday celebration at her kindergarten. Nothing fancy, just a vanilla flavoured sponge cake that cost RM 90. My daughter likes Barbie in princess attire hence I have asked specifically for a computer/digitally printed graphics with Barbie in princess gown.

All done and fully paid for but the actual pickup is one week later. I have checked the claim receipt to make sure no spelling mistake and correct pickup date.

One week passed in a whizz and it was the night before her birthday. As usual, I left my cellphone on the dressing table and glued to the Square Box for the rest of the night. It was 2 a.m. and time to hit the bed...I routinely took the phone and pluck into the charger and noticed a couple of missed calls registered. Fcuk! I thought what kind of emergency that this caller needs to dial so many times...a quick check and found out that the same number not recognized. Must be wrong number I thought and go straight to bed. (NOTE: I usually programmed/timed the cellphone to silent mode after office hour...otherwise, the phone could end up thrown out of the windows...)

The next morning, same number called again apparently for another 5 times from 7 - 8 a.m. when I was busy playing with the children and getting ready to send my daughter to her kinddie.

Finally, on my way to work around 9-ish I managed to talked to the caller...she worked for Angel Cakehouse in SS2...she sounded so excited and panting but calmly informed me that they are unable to print the digital image onto the cake and would like to apologies and asked if I would change that to a hand-painted picture. I was shocked and realized that she was trying to call me from her own cellphone to inform me this since last night.

I was running late and was concerned that I may not make it to my daughter's party at 10:30 a.m. Naturally, I asked for the easiest and quickest hand-painted picture on the cake....A Mermaid in colourful jelly. Oh...What the heck! the children will love it.

Luckily, all went well and I managed to beat the traffic and the party was excellent...no one knew what is the original picture anyway. Come to think of it, I would not even bothered to have any pictures at all on the cake but just the happy birthday xxxx.

I think the staff deserves a pat on the back for being so dedicated to her job. Well done! I am sure she would do well in not so distance future.

Road Tax Reduced!

2005-09-08T10:32:00.000+08:00

One colleague of mine told me that he has received a SMS citing that Malaysian Road Tax has been reduced in the light of the increasing petroleum prices.

Bas Sekolah (School Buses) - Only RM 2.00
Private Vehicle (under 1600 cc) - 50% reduction from the old tariffs

And that's it. Just as I was about to jump in joy...no mention about anything above 1600 cc, lorry, diesel cars etc. WTF...is the government trying to punish those who can afford bigger capacity cars yet again?!!!

Guess we just have to wait until the official press release and announcement. In the meantime, just have to hold my breathe and wait....

Cold Hearted Employees Treatment In Singapore

2005-09-06T07:59:00.000+08:00

I have not been writing much lately partly due to the busy work schedule and the recent change in the organization that I belong to.

Our Managing Director, the business leader that my boss reports to has been fired! And the notice is just one day...one minute he is talking with some managers and moment later we received the memo from the Chief Executive a.k.a. The God of Asia that this guy whom has been with the company for the past 17 years is no longer with us. Another director has taken the role as interim MD until we can find a proper replacement.

The ex-MD was based in Singapore married to a Singaporean Chinese wife and a couple of mixed Caucasian-Chinese kids. Naturally, the emotion within the division was mixed as most have worked with him for many years. My boss and I were kinda neutral as both of us came from the other merged UK-based parent company.

The fact of the matter that touches people's heart was that it happened so quickly and 'heartlessly' that no one saw it coming. Especially at such high speed for a senior position like this.

No doubt the change may have a positive effect to the company as a whole because this ex-MD was seen as not performing under the merged business entity and replacing him is inevitable. But, not in ONE day! And apparently, in Singapore it is not really a big deal firing one's ass with out a warning or sort. That is the reason why many MNCs like to set up regional HQ in this island nation just in case they need to kick some expensive expatriate's asses.

Very unlike Malaysia where the Labours Law will always favour the employees. Not easy to sack someone especially without going through proper procedures and serving enough notices and fulfilling all sort of conditions to avoid being counter sued for unlawful dismissal.

I think one lesson learned for people happened to fall under those categories where big fat pay and ridiculously huge remuneration packages were offered initially by any MNC should look through their employment contract very carefully to have some form of employment protection not to be dismissed without proper compensation.

Ways to "Launder" Your Dirty Money.

2005-08-24T07:34:00.000+08:00

Disclaimer: The following ways and means of transferring funds between two or more individuals or business entities are meant for references and general readings only. The author does not assume responsibilities neither directly or indirectly as a result of any party or parties involving in similar practices. The examples and cases referred herein are fictitious and do not necessarily impart any form of relevance either legally or otherwise to any parties. Correlations are regretted.

The paragraph above is just to CMA (cover my ass) in case some mafia or corrupted civil servants decided to come after me for revealing their trade. The texts were proof read by my legal counsel so, you can pretty much forget about taking me to court if the following ideas do not work as expected.

There are at least 578 ways of turning your unlawful earnings, criminal related income, blood-stained, drug-stained, or vice-stained money into something that allows you to spend them freely and literally 'cleaned'. Here are some of them (just in case you have to consider any of them):

Winning 4-D tickets - This is probably the oldest trick in the book of transforming sinful money. All you need to do is to pay Ah Beng or Ah Huay between RM 1,000 to RM 2,000 more than what they are supposed to receive from the 4-D operators but allow you to claim the prize instead. For bigger pot, you may need to increase the private bonus up to 5% to convince them to give you their winning ticket(s). Otherwise, they may have trouble explaining where did they get the RM100,000 or more to the IRD (Income Tax Department).

Disperse the bulk of the dirty money to group of youngsters aged between 18 - 24 years old in block of RM 12,000 - 15,000. The incentive they will receive is RM 500 per head to deposit this amount to their newly opened bank account. These funds shall be transferred back to your local bank's account or an offshore account in 2 weeks time. You pay these people RM 200 first and RM 300 when they completed the transfer. You have all their particulars such as IC, BC, parent's address, girl/boy friend's contact and addresses etc. I don't think they are brave enough to mess with the mafia.

When the money is slowly coming into your local or offshore bank account(s), start wire transfer them out of the country in USD ($ US Dollar) or STG (£ Pounds Sterling) to a designated Swiss, Bermuda or UK accounts. Don't forget it has to be less than RM 20,000 equivalent amount at a time to avoid the Bank Negara reporting (by the respective local bank). Also, make sure you go to different bank branches to perform the TT (Telegraphic Transfer). When the funds are successfully TT to your foreign bank account(s), make payment to any of the foreign credit cards associated with the same bank account(s). For example, if you have a UK bank account and has applied for a credit card (Visa/MasterCard) that linked to this bank account, the bank will usually give you up to £ 3,000 credit limit. However, you are allowed to pay into this credit account with unlimited payment. So, you can start putting more funds into this credit card account to a maximum of say, £ 20,000. Take this credit card to your favorite Jewelers, Sincere Watches or WooHing and have a spending spree on the expensive watches or a diamond necklace worth hundreds of thousand. Ulysee Nardin and Rolexes are good choices. Once you have got the goods, transforming it back to cold hard cash is usually not a problem. Use you own creativity as the hard part is already taken care of.

If you are a candidate recipient of some "goodwill" token or "Duit Angpow" from some contractors or suppliers, there are ways to get these money cleaned. One way is to go through the Internet Gaming sites. The most popular being the Online Internet Poker sites. First, tell your 'Contributor' to go to one of those private one-to-one poker room at a preset date and time. Use Instant Messenger to notify and confirm your identity. Once everything is cleared and making sure that the other party is not an undercover police office (usually a password like "I am a women in rainbow coloured skirt" may be used for verification), you can start transacting...the 'contributor' will surprisingly constantly loosing and you end up winning like US$ 50,000 on this very lucky night. And the money that you withdraw from the Poker site back to your local bank account is as legal as legal can be....and cleaned...because it just happened to be your lucky day!

Similar to the Poker Game sites, as your foreign bank accounts grew fatter by the day, you may want to slim it down and bring it back to Malaysia to feed more mistresses and to support their extravaganza spending lifestyle via the Internet Gaming (Gambling or Casino) sites. All you need to do is to transfer the funds directly into your Online Gaming Account, maybe £30,000 at a time. After that, pretend to play for a short while in Roulette. BlackJack etc. You never know, you may even double up your dirty money by hitting some jackpot! When you withdraw funds from the Online Gaming site, you can nominate to Wire Transfer the money to a Malaysian Bank Account. The Gaming site do not restrict you from refunding back to original account. Therefore, you can even transfer directly all these 'cleaned' funds to your mistress' bank account in Malaysia.

I am running out of time rushing into a meeting soon. There are many more methods of laundering dirty money. I will come back to this topic when I have a chance next time and don't worry, I will not tell you about literally washing the currency notes and ironing them.

No. 3 and No. 5

2005-08-18T07:44:00.000+08:00

Been busy with work rushing a follow-up information submission to a potential client. Finally out of the way today but still have some left-over activities...but at least got a chance to sneak out of office for a proper lunch around the vicinity.

After lunch at one of our regular joints, while walking back to the office, I bumped into this VCD vendor (it's been quite rare these days as the law enforcers have been patrolling around the area). Anyway, first thing the man greet with a giant smile followed by recommending a couple of latest hit movies...Bewitched, Fantasy 4 etc. I continue to browse and told him I am looking for horror movies....it's time of the year where most citizen of the underworld got a chance to come out and join us for a little bit of celebration and the "Poh Toh" (Hungry Ghost Festival).

The VCD peddler thrown out a couple of CDs and continue to say "What about 'Sam Chai Mm Chai' (No. 3 and No. 5 in Cantonese)? Very very good quality!".

I told him I already have quite a number of 'Mm Chai' but do not find them entertaining any more (must be getting old). He then change his strategy and shown me a couple of very nicely packaged 'Sam Chai' and said they all have story line and chics are all very attractive. I am not convinced and jokingly asked if he has any 'Kau Chai' (No. 9 in Cantonese) with story...he laughed and said "Why don't you act and I will film it and sell it back to you" He has not seen a 'Kau Chai' himself and has no clue what else can you do/act that deserve a 9.

He had a very good point...if one does not satisfy with a '5', maybe they should act out themselves and see if the result can surpass the '5'. At the end, I took 3 of the regular movie CDs and head straight back to the office.

Thinking back, I started to picture a society where product grading means following certain yardstick on specific measurement and value. Who has the right to decide on that?

The future to come, there may not even be elaborated clothing...maybe it is just a tiny clad on private part when the surrounding is enclosed in a dome where heating supply in abundant. Who need to be engaged in any form of sex act when artificial insemination would be practiced not just on female species but possibly the male? And there is always the 4-D Virtual Reality Simulation that allows anyone with an urge to have sex with your own selected partner, environment, backdrop, positions, etc. etc.

When that happens, who is going to give a fcuking toss about 'Sam Chai', 'Mm Chai' or 'Kau Chai'? It will be a whole new ball game altogether.

Time Flies....

2005-08-13T17:46:00.000+08:00

Enough of blogging about the haze...the last I've checked...the haze has miraculously disappeared in the PJ area but I am still holding my breathe for the golf game organized for tomorrow morning.

The entire family has moved out this morning to the in-laws down south panicking over the "State of Emergency" leaving poor old me home alone. If not because of those bloody bid responses, I will join the family to enjoy the clear blue sky along the sandy beach.
Just came back after dinner and some drinks at a pub nearby with some friends. Now feeling really bored after watching a VCD (some Japanese video diary...that's enough to keep you guessing), decided to update some really old websites that I have created like 10 years ago...some got deleted by the free hosting provider but some remains (surprisingly!). And I have found one photo (see above) that has been there for more than 9 years!! This is a photo of our wedding reception in KL with some Ozzy friends.

Time flies, can't believe myself that it has been that long. Phew! looking back those were the happy (and NO KIDS) days when both of us can travel around the world without needing to worry about disinfecting the baby bottles, toddler food, diapers etc.

I do not wish to turn back the clock, it will not be the same...I would rather continue to aged knowing there are 3 parts of 'me' slowly growing bigger and taller by the day. I am eager to find out how they will turn out to be.

Hopefully, when I wake up tomorrow it's another 9 years...and I will be checking if Blogspot still exist and keeping my photos.

FUNNY....What Children Said These Days

2005-08-10T10:30:00.000+08:00

Some friend sends me this via an e-mail just now...

One day, a boy asks his teacher, "Miss Miss, do our hearts have legs ?"

Teacher said ; "NO! Who told you that ?"

Boy said: "Because I heard my Dad saying - Come on SWEET HEART, please open Your legs..."

Teacher: "......"

You may chuckle about it but the sad reality of that is our children are picking up all sort of wrong signals and unhealthy messages from daily encounter with their intimate surrounding. The parents play a vital role in portraying the right images.

Hence, if you are a pervert Dad or Mum...you have all the rights to be so. No one in this world will deny or disapprove your privileges.

BUT, please reveal your true self with greater discretion. The thought of spreading the wrong information amongst their peer group and playmates could be devastating.

I understand the fact that not all household may have sufficient private space for the beloved couple. Especially, when the family is extended and the roof over the head did not expand at the same pace (usually the case). Well, there is always the back seats of your car (make sure you don't bring your kids along). And don't park at somewhere where the robbers or police can 'kacau' (disturb).

Worst scenario, catch a bus to the nearest Hour Hotel where you two (or more) love birds can enjoy each other cherished companionship.

Guai Lo Children

2005-08-09T09:10:00.000+08:00

Ever wonder why European/Caucasian/American children will not survive too long in the hot and humid climate in most Asian countries? They just have some foreign genes that somehow prevent them from living like a pure Asian. Not the water or air that they drink/breathe I am sure since they actually lived like kings having bungalows with swimming pool, domestic helpers, clean/filtered water, air purifier/conditioner, best food money can buy...in fact, nothing that is different from what they eat or drink compared with their home country apart from physically being here in an Asian country.

I have some friends who came over to Malaysia for long term secondments ranging from 2-4 years. Had kids born and raised in KL/PJ for the duration that they were here but....all seem to have some kind of illness or problem since birth. The most common being respiratory and skin diseases. The pictures that I have posted together with this blog shows exactly the big contrast between their condition/appearance when they finally gone home [Alana is turning 3 years and the three Rees' children were 5 (Millie), 3 & 20 months (can't remember their names)] Most were born here except for Alana.

When the Rees' children were here, I remembered visiting them at their place and one of the Rees' boys got such a bad skin problem that his face was like patchy red and full of awful looking craters. Look at the photo now...they all looks like angel after being back to the cool and comfortable climate in the UK.

I now believe that Asian will always be more comfortable living in these dreadfully hot and sticky climate because of our ancestry while the 'Guai Lo' (foreigner) should just stay put in their homeland. But, for those 'Guai Lo' marrying SPGs and locals may be a different story as the mixed blood may create new species that allow them to live in both the 'Guai' as well as the Asian countries.

The future to come, One World...everyone start mixing with everyone and producing children that may have not just black, white, yellow or brown complexion but could be a rainbow mix (maybe not blue, green, purple etc. but grey, orange, light yellow, dark yellow etc). Racism may take on a meaning as we no longer can group people in just a few ethnic colours. Wonderful isn't it?

Naza Service Centre

2005-08-07T18:49:00.000+08:00

My Ria was due for the 10K service hence I made a booking for this morning. The last service was December 2004 when the odometer reading was near 5K. Yeah...yeah...I know...low mileage and shit like that. I drove everyday except that the work place happens to be 10 minutes away from my present home.

I don't believe the bollocks that those service representative said about "you have to service your car every 3 months even though your mileage is low because the engine oil will harden..." what crap, the synthetic oil usually will last you 3-5 years let alone a few months.

Anyway, I was late...they started at 8 a.m. but I only arrived at half-9 and the number was already 27 presumably the sequence begin from 1. I saw a number 12 lying at the guard house table but my guess is somebody must have "reserved" the spot while popping out for a quick coffee or trying to find a better parking space.

There I was waiting patiently at the service lobby where only 3 of the service supervisors were working on this day. The number called was 10 and I took a glance of the room full of sleepy heads...poor fellas must have rushed here in the wee hours to get the first few numbers.

According to my timing, each customer took about 20 minutes to be served...partly because they have to walk like a few hundred metres away to inspect their respective cars NO Thanks to Naza being too stingy to build enough customer parking spaces.

All in all there are only 5 staff serving about 20 customers at the time I was there. 3 Service Supervisors, 1 admin and 1 cashier. Fortunately, my turn came about 2 hours later and quickly I step up to the counter and go through the boring service request. Once done, I thought I would be able to leave the place as quick as possible...I was damn wrong...apparently not many taxi driver would go to that place in Puchong and there goes another 45 minutes waiting for the cabby.

I can't believe sending a car for routine service could take half a day! How I wish these car dealers can offer rapid "car drop-off" type of services where customer will just drive into their multi-storey car park, get a number, self-service and write down your complaints and contact numbers, drop off the form and leave the service centre. The camera at entrance should have taken a digital shot of your car just to make sure there will not be any dispute with scratches or dents at your car when you collect them. Dreaming? Maybe not...some European countries already doing this. We may have to wait another 2-3 years before it come to Asia.

BASH The HAGGIS !

2005-08-03T06:25:00.000+08:00

If you have nothing better to do and feeling bored with not achieving anything in life, here is something that you may find interesting.

Just hit the poor haggis as accurate as possible and see if you can score long enough distance that allow your name to be placed on the global haggis bash chart. Enjoy!

http://www.bashthehaggis.com/

Fancy a Quick Buck?

2005-08-02T10:03:00.000+08:00

I don't usually give advice to people on how to get rich quick. Never believe in earning fast cash and don't encourage people to jump into those "short-cut way to rich and famous" bandwagon.

However, in view of recent price hike in petrol, toll, transportation etc., one can't help but to find out how to earn a few extra Ringgit to cover some of these expenditures. I would like to share some of the "tips" based on some casual office talks that you may find interesting:

Disclaimer: The following excerpts were based on words of mouth and comments from people not professionally trained as financial planner/adviser. The author will not be liable to any form of damages either financially or physically (both mentally or bodily).

1. Stock market

The market sentiment is currently mixed with special interest in certain sectors/industries such as Plantations, Infrastructure, Automotive and some haram (non-Halal or Kosher) businesses.
Palm oil related: IOI and Golden Hope share prices have been on the climb since 8 months ago. The next big hype about palm oil related industries is the potential plans to build mega plants to convert palm oil to diesel. When that happens, you can rest assure that those related counters' quote will be moving at rocket prices.
Automobile industry: Most people have missed the mega one-day jump of near 70-80 cents on Proton. The profit taking is currently bringing the counter back to earth. All eyes are now on the outcome of getting the 'right' CEO and also the future development of the Approved Permits. Nevertheless, both Proton and Hicom are counters to watch in the coming months.
Banking stock: Safest bet (if you have the cash and patient). Public Bank and Maybank are currently quite expensive but expected to go down slightly in the next 2 months. When it hits a 5 months low, it is time to do some bargain hunting. The key is to hold for at least 6-9 months with close supervision of NPL statuses for both.
Leisure and services: Genting and Resorts are both at the "hold" state due to the pending results of the two gaming (a.k.a. gambling/casino) licences to be awarded by the Singapore government. Analysts' prediction was that Genting is likely to secure one of the concessions because of various reasons that include the close tie with Star Cruise which can potentially bring in the bulk of the selective gaming customers from the region.
Other stock to watch include: Maxis, Astro (and Tanjong - as long as they belong to Ananda Krishnan, they can't be that bad), AirAsia and surprisingly Plus. Plus is kind of predicted as analysts and consultants already "calculated" their projected new revenue stream and potential future income 5 years in advance.

2. EPF

Rather than putting your hard earn money into the bank and get like miserable 3%-4% per annum from Fixed Deposit. Consider setting up your own company and start contributing to your EPF account. At least, you will be getting a 6% or higher (hopefully it stays there or better) interest although you are not likely to take it out so easily.

3. Selling contents over Internet or Mobile

Instead of lying on the sofa and watch TV every night after work, why not think about a way to create some clever and easy-to-catch-on contents to be downloaded from the Internet or Mobile download sites. You will be rewarded handsomely even if you charge RM 1.00 for each download. I have a friend whom has written a small Java program to "blank out" the Palm's screen but he advertised it as "Palm Mirror" but charging US$ 1.00 per download. He has advertised it in some US sites as well as Malaysia, Singapore etc. His average monthly income from that download business is approximately RM 20K in 2003.
If you have a pretty face or nice body figure...uhhmmm...there are still many suckers out there whom are willing to pay RM1 or RM2 to download your picture(s)...how spicy are the pictures is entirely up to you....you may even wear a mask if you like. OK OK...cut the crap...it's porn and that is the biggest money earner on the Net or Mobile contents download. The unfair truth is that only certain gender has the advantage in that area but not the male species (or should I say less popular).

4. Getting Internet Click-Money

Google Adsense, Spedia, etc. etc. so many of them these days. Seem like easy money but you do need to pay attention on getting something really attracting the public eyes.

That's all for now folks! Please make sure you still maintain a permanent job unless you have hit the jackpot from either of the above trade. Drop me a line if you have been successful so that I will also give it a try....change sex if need be.

CANE & BELT

2005-07-30T08:58:00.000+08:00

I had a rather interesting dialogue with a couple of work colleagues. All are married with kids (sorry, no chance for you single and young female readers...if there is any).

We were talking about how to discipline a child in this modern age. The cane is apparently the top choice as the most effective way to halt a child's wrong doing or mischief. Followed by...yes, you guess it ... a belt...yeah yeah....I know most of you disagree and will leave a comment requesting my contact number to report for child abuse.

I will only support the canning but definitely not the belt or clothes hanger for that matter. It was this guy whom has lived in Scotland for more than 15 years and it is his wife that uses the belt to discipline their children. The wife is an "Ang Mo" (white Caucasian) and prefer to use the belt and cane (made in Malaysia bought by the husband during his annual visit to his home town in KL) to teach their children a lesson. My immediate thought of the buckle hitting the poor old fella's body must be dreadful...maybe I have been watching too much of those violent and bloody DVDs...no parents in their right mind would do that...or would they?

Then, there is this other guy whom his wife is the so called "the bad guy" in the family that will not hesitate to whack the kids with rattan canes until there is distinguished cane mark....almost bleed as he described it ... on arms and legs around the areas not covered by sleeves or pants/skirts. He said the wife has no 'feeling' when executing these punishment BUT it was so effective that every time when the children are no behaving, all she need to do is stood and stare at the guilty party. Suddenly, everything is back to normal and the kids behave like angels.

We have also talked about "time-out". I used to practice that a lot on my eldest son when he was 3 or 4 years old. But, it soon lost its effectiveness that I had to buy 2 rotans (rattans) from the market that will do the magic. This other colleague whom uses "time-out" method said a couple of months back he ordered his then 8 years old son to stand at the corner, the son was so emotional that he broke out and cried...while banging his head on the wall....I thought that was quite stupid of him. The father then has to quickly stop him from further causing injury to his tiny brain.

After finishing my Kopi-O (black coffee), I continue and asked if anybody ever stopped in the middle of the highway and kick their children out of their cars? To my surprise, all of them concurred.

I felt really good because I am not the only one that has ordered my son to get out of the vehicle on one of our Melaka trips. One of them even said, the wife said "let's go home...and don't look back". Apparently, they have left their 8 years old son along the main road near One-Utama shopping complex and drove home without him. Luckily they were staying around the vicinity and the son actually knew the way and walked all the way home. After that the poor boy never repeats the nonsense in the car anymore.

One thing for sure....regardless of how do we discipline our own children, the most important point to remember is that they are not severely harmed/injured (physically and mentally). Choose a method that is most effective and one that will not have an adverse effect (both long and short terms) and definitely not get you in jail!

NO NOSE

2005-07-29T10:29:00.000+08:00

Paaaa.....PAA, early morning and my girl was calling for me. "Good morning!" I said as I walked down the stairs. She saw me and dashed right at my direction and said "Heelloooo Paaa" while rubbing her face full of chocolate chips from the Choc cookies she had for breakfast.

I told her to stop rubbing so hard and that "If you rub so hard, your nose may fall off and your eyes & mouth may change shape". She rubs even harder and I had to stop her. This time she looked at me and gave a cheeky smile. I said "Why do you do that?" She replied "I want to rub off my nose so that I can change to Mummy's nose.." I asked again "Why?" She paused for a while and said "Mum said if I tell lies, my nose will grow very very long like Pinocchio. So, I want to rub it off so that you change another nose for me that will not grow longer when I tell lies..."

I looked at her innocent face for a moment and said "Look girl, you don't have to change your nose because you want to tell lies....all nose will grow when you are not telling the truth."

She immediately responded and said "Noooo, Mum tell so many lies but her nose is still the same....like when she told Poh Poh that she has lost so much weight looking after all we monkeys but at home, every time I heard she said Ohhh Man...I am sooo fat got to go gym." "And when Mum told the pork man at the pasar (market) that she only has 10 ringgit, so give discount lah...when later I saw she has more money in her pocket".

I laughed and said "Don't be silly lah...actually your nose will not grow long long even if you tell lies...this is something big people say to make small people like you not to tell lies lah. But you should never tell lies OK?"

She gave me a big grin and said as she ran out to the garden "Now I am going to tell Kakak (our maid) to throw away my porridge cos my tummy pain pain...."

I soon realized that I have made a big mistake to wipe off her belief in the long nose story. I need to think of another way to stop her from lying. Maybe a big pair of Dumbo ears should do the trick? Or is she too clever to know that this is just another scam.

TONG Sampah (Disposal BIN)

2005-07-28T10:33:00.000+08:00

Drove pass a double storey linked house this morning on my way to work and saw this disgusting pile of crap, waste objects, plastic bags, old newspaper etc. with some over-night leftover food or sort dripping all over the supposedly rubbish bin.

There is this white paint writings on the disposal bin that reads "TONG SAMPAH". My goodness, how obvious can that be... I will be damn surprised if the council's trash collector can miss this one. What else can a bin filled with such amount of crap be? A new way of decorating one's home? Or maybe scientific raw material for advanced chemical research?

I would rather not waste the white paint but to write something like "Harap jangan marah kerana sampah yang menjijikan ini!" (Please do not be crossed over the state of this disgusting pile of crap in front of my door step.) At least, in that way the council's trash collector will not crush the rubbish bin to release anger due to the awful (and inconsiderate garbage owner) way of disposing the refuse.

SALARY Review

2005-07-27T08:40:00.000+08:00

As a result of the annual salary review cycle which ended last month, most employees have got their salary adjustment letters just before the actual salary going into their respective bank's account end of this month.

I can clearly see some happy and some not-so-happy faces. Funny how these things affect people THAT much. The immediate reactions include higher Internet hit rate on Recruitment sites, online shopping (obviously something to celebrate and time to buy some goodies for the loved one...or could be a reward for one self...like the expensive watch that kept appearing in their dream), and last but not least the instant messengers...to keep friends and family informed of what has happened to their income.

I am equally anxious about mine but for some reason it has lost the 'sense of excitement' probably because I have already knew what to expect being too long in the work force i.e. zero is OK but anything else would be a bonus!....Yes, sad isn't it....when you have been too long in a company and constantly infested with the fear of being replaced by younger (and obviously cheaper) candidate from the street.

Nonetheless, I won't say I am not prepared for the day when the chop will come...it's not the first time and it will not be the last as long as I am still working for someone.

I quite like the idea of playing coach and mentor around these periods as many of the younger peers will seek advices from old fart like me (I am not that old really...just turned 4 big ones but looked like 24 that type of baby face). Almost all these "wise" words revolved around the topics of "fair versus unfair" and "To go or not to go".

Oh well, whom am I kidding...I have my own ass to cover. On one hand, I tried to play saint and persuade people to stay but on the other, I would hint that perhaps a greener pasture awaits on the other end of the rainbow if your personal aspiration moved in tangent with the company's goals.

And then there will be a time when I stopped and think for a moment....What about me? uhmmm, should I change? Or this job is way too comfortable? I will tell you when I finally bite the bullet. Now, get back to your work (if you actually have one).

LIFE on THE fast LANE

2005-07-26T16:33:00.000+08:00

I have just returned from abroad after a hectic business trip in Manila. It was an exhausting week considering I had less than 3 hours sleep every night that I have slept all the way on the plane (well, almost...until some punk shook my arm during the meal time).

No..no..it's not like what you think...making full use of every minute to have a good time with those model-looking Filipino chics though I wish I had. Maybe next time and I will write them in this blog when that happens.

Anyway, I had a little bit of private time while waiting in the departure lounge in Manila airport. It was a wide open area where passengers are scattered around their departure gates waiting for the boarding announcement. It may be the time of the day that most flights are heading to those OFW (Overseas Foreign Workers) favourite destinations like Bahrain, Riyadh, Qatar, Doha etc. Mind you all the OFW folks going out to work at these places are not exactly the maids or construction workers by the looks of the way they dressed and carrying bags that they have with them...LV, Prada, Chanel (could be fake I know but, doesn't seem so because there is this charisma oozing out and simply make one believe that they belong to the elite group of expatriates).

I was watching this one family with 2 young daughters (maybe 5 and 8...I am guessing) traveling with the working father it seems. Wife was gorgeous...I mean my standard may be low but this gal was beautiful and uhmmm shappy. My guess is...husband work his guts out and she works her guts out at the gym and pool. Just when I thought how the hell will she manage that considering having to look after the two girls, house work, cooking etc. there is apparently this "maid" looking Filipino women was tagging along carrying some of their hand luggages.

Man, they are traveling with their own maid....imagine that. And for a moment, I thought they are one of those poor OFW families going out to earn some green back to support their nation's coffer. I was dead wrong ... they are probably the people that live on the fast lane and earn big bucks having an expatriate lifestyle in these countries.

Now I am jealous....and yes, I knew exactly how much are these people potentially earn as I have a rare chance to experience that kind of lifestyle for a short period of time (5 months to be exact) a couple of years ago. Live like King is understatement, the kind of "wild" experiences is beyond your imagination considering "money will do the talking" and there are tonnes of foreign nurses and school teachers that are willing to "do more" to please you. I have to stop thinking/writing now....otherwise, I may have to quit my job now and catch the next flight out there. Just kidding! You do have to strike a balance between those flamboyant lifestyle with reality and I think the latter does last a little longer considering the fact that you will not be able to sustain sleepless nights for too many months/years having different partners every night.

Age must have caught up with me as I have not thought about the future until I saw this Filipino family and reminded myself of the "life in the desert". There are still so much to do and prepare for the younger generation. I wanted to be able to live and meet my son-in-law...wow...that's a scary thought. Maybe play a round of golf and beat the shit out of him (or the other way round). Changing lanes along the course may just alter the entire outcome altogether.